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MOVIE MISTAKES THAT WORKED OUT

BAD TRACTOR

COWBOY UP!

MISSING THE (DECIMAL) POINT

WEIRD WAYS TO DIE

THE DEAN OF ERRORS

POORLY NAMED PRODUCTS

JIMMY KIMMEL, FAR TOO LIVE

THE HARTFORD COLISEUM COLLAPSE

TO B-2, OR NOT TO B-2

EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL INSURANCE CLAIMS

POLITICAL GAFFES

GOOD ART, BAD BUSINESS

A CONVERSATION WITH “KEVIN SPACEY”

LET’S PLAY HANGED-MAN!

HOT MICS

WHY THE JUICE ISN’T LOOSE

WHEN BOUNCY HOUSES GO BAD

REAL 911 CALLS

BLOCKBUSTED

SORRY ABOUT THE RACISM

HERE, I’LL SHOW YOU

IT’S CRIMINAL

BAD .COM NAMES

WHEN BEER ATTACKS

BAD LIBATIONS

STUMPED

A SHORT INTERVIEW

BASEBALL ERRORS

PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN

STAGED DEATHS

PRESIDENT LANDON

SILENCED
MARINER

THREE SPORTS GAFFES

MARRIAGE ACCIDENTS

DUH.COM

ON THE JOB

THE JOHNSTOWN FLOOD

PROFESSOR RALPH

BAD TRIP

PERHAPS I MISSPOKE

WHO’S THAT GUY?

FAULTY RESEARCH

PUT A RING IN IT

YOU’RE GONNA DIE

THE ROYAL MISTAKE

BLOOD ON THE SCREEN

THE HUNTER WHO BURNED CALIFORNIA

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (FAILS)?

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!
COME ON!

DELETE THE TWEET

IT’S A RECORD, ALMOST!

STAFF INFECTION

THE COCAINE AMPUTATION

E.T., GO HOME

GENITAL WARFARE

WEIRD (AND REAL) CELL PHONE INSURANCE CLAIMS

MUSICIAN BOMBS

FLAMEOUTS

DIG IT!

REAL ANSWERS FROM
FAMILY FEUD

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