Warehouse 13: A Touch of Fever (28 page)

Fumbling awkwardly, she reloaded the right-hand gun. This was a difficult operation to perform in midair, but her agile fingers were used to handling intricate mechanisms under pressure. She had once defused a doomsday bomb with seconds to spare.

“Locked and loaded!” she reported. “Light her up!”

Artie opened up the throttle to catch up with the bird. An elevated water tower suddenly loomed in front of the thunderbird, which smashed right through it, emerging intact from the other side. Twin cataracts of water poured down onto the already flooded street fair, washing away booths and bandstands, even as the punctured tower loomed directly in the triplane’s path.

“Artie, watch out!”

“I see it!” he shouted back. “I’m not blind, you know!”

“Could’ve fooled me.”

Artie pulled back on the stick, and the Fokker climbed steeply. He held his breath. History recorded that the DR-1 sometimes lost power climbing at high altitudes, but he hoped that wouldn’t be a problem here. The tower filled the view before him, so close that he could read the graffiti spray-painted on its tank. The Class of 2010 “ruled,” apparently.

“Artie?” Claudia asked nervously.

“We’re going to make it. Probably.”

Climbing at top speed, the triplane barely cleared the towers. Its landing gear scraped the top of the empty tank, sending a bump up his spine. He wondered if Vanessa knew a good chiropractor.

“Ouch!” Claudia got bounced as well. “You have flown this thing before, right?”

“I never said that.” He switched into lecture mode. “But this plane is an extension of the Red Baron. His tactical genius and flying skill passed into it upon his death.” The controls felt alive in his hands, guiding him in their use. “It practically flies itself!”

“‘Practically’?” Her eyes searched the cockpit. “And the parachutes are . . . ?”

“There aren’t any,” he explained. “No room.”

“Now he tells me.”

“Never mind the parachutes.” He eased up on the stick, leveling off at about five hundred feet above the town. Fortunately, Univille was not known for its skyscrapers. Few buildings were more than three stories high. “Just keep your eye out for that bird!”

He had lost track of their avian adversary. Where had it gotten to?

“Incoming!” Claudia shrieked in his ears. “Dead ahead!”

The thunderbird brought the battle to them. It dived at the Fokker head-on, its talons extended. The triplane rose to meet it, playing a deadly game of aerial chicken. Artie got the wooden monster in his sights. “Let’s see just how flammable you are.”

He opened fire with the tracers. The incendiary rounds, which contained phosphorus as well as neutralizer, burned brightly, blazing through the rain, before strafing the thunderbird’s chest. Flames ignited, causing spilled sap to bubble and blacken. Burnt paint chipped off. The bird broke away, screeching in rage. Smoke trailed behind it. Golden sparks flashed amidst the fumes.

“We did it!” Claudia cheered. “Burn, baby, burn!”

Artie appreciated her team spirit but held off from celebrating until he knew for sure that the threat was over. Years of experience had taught him never to underestimate an angry artifact. That wary attitude had kept him alive and sane longer than any other Warehouse agent in recent memory. He wasn’t ready to fly a victory lap just yet.

“Not so fast,” he cautioned Claudia. “Keep watching!”’

His reservations proved sadly apposite. Setting the totem ablaze had been a good idea in theory, but the inclement weather worked against them. Soaked timber refused to ignite. Sheets of rain doused the sputtering flames as the thunderbird flapped into the storm, disappearing into a churning black cloud. Wailing winds carried the smoke away.

“Blast it!” Artie pounded the dashboard in frustration. “We lost it again!”

He climbed after the bird, heading straight into the storm. The Fokker balked; the Red Baron had always refused to fly during thunderstorms, except when directly ordered to. His plane shared his reluctance. The stick twisted in Artie’s grip, fighting to change course, but he kept a firm grip on the controls and didn’t let the plane veer away from the clouds. A jagged bolt of lightning, frying the airspace before them, tried to warn them off. Thunder yelled at the plane to keep away.

Artie didn’t take the hint.

Claudia blanched behind him. “You sure you know where you’re going?”

“No choice.”

They couldn’t let the thunderbird get away. It was too dangerous. There were other towns in South Dakota besides Univille, and many more potential victims.

“Brace yourself. This could get bumpy.”

The Fokker flew into the clouds. A cold, wet fog enveloped them. Wind and rain buffeted the fragile aircraft, which rocked from side to side. Artie wiped his goggles with his sleeve. A windshield and wipers would have been useful, but those were hardly standard issue back in the days of the Red Baron, who had known better than to wage a dogfight in these sort of conditions. Artie started to wish he had listened to the plane and followed von Richthofen’s example.

Visibility was practically nonexistent. He craned his neck, searching for the enemy.

“Do you see it?”

“Are you kidding?” Claudia asked. “It’s like the frigging Mutara Nebula in here!”

He didn’t get the reference. “The what?

“Dude, you’ve never seen
The Wrath of Khan
?” Utter disbelief infused her voice. “We have
got
to do something about your video literacy!”

“Some other time, maybe.” He had been kind of busy for the last forty years, protecting the world and all that. “Just keep an eye out for that bird!”

Lightning flashed on the right, close enough to leave spots before his eyes.
That was a close one,
he thought, thinking the bolt had missed them. Then he smelled the smoke. He turned his head in alarm. Bright orange flames danced across the plane’s right middle wing. The crimson canvas crackled and burned, despite the rain.

“Leaping lizards!” Claudia yelped. “We’re hit!”

“I know!” He doubted the Fokker could fly without all three wings. “Put it out!”

“I’m trying!”

She dug around for the fire extinguisher, the cramped cockpit slowing her down. Artie scooted forward to give her a little more room, but there wasn’t much to spare. “Hurry!” he nagged her. “The wing’s on fire!”

“You think I don’t know that?” She wrestled the extinguisher from the floor of the cockpit. “Got it!”

She had to stand up behind Artie to target the blaze. Foam sprayed from the extinguisher as he tried to keep the plane level in the storm, which was no easy task. “Keep her steady, okay?” She shook her head as she fought to maintain her balance. “Seriously, who takes up an old crate like this without parachutes? That’s all I’m saying. . . .”

“Less griping, more spraying!”

At least the fire extinguisher did its job without complaining. Vaporous bursts snuffed out the flames eating away at the wing. A gust of wind blew some of the foam into Artie’s face. He sputtered and wiped it away . . . just in time to glimpse a winged silhouette through the fog.

He let loose with a round of conventional ammo mixed with tracers. The Spandau machine guns rattled loudly. Muzzle flashes lit up the murky interior of the cloud.

“Whoa there!” Claudia dropped back into her seat. The empty extinguisher clunked against the floor of the cockpit. “A little warning next time, hotshot!”

Artie lifted his splattered goggles but didn’t see a flaming thunderbird crashing to earth. No indignant squawks had greeted his latest salvo.

“Missed it!”

“Uh-oh.” Claudia twisted around. “Don’t look now, but we’ve got a T-bird on our tail!”

The vengeful totem swooped down on them from behind. Talons raked across the triplane’s upper wings. Canvas tore noisily.

Not good,
Artie thought. He needed to save the wings before they were shredded beyond repair. He threw the Fokker into a barrel roll, spinning the wings away from the bird. Claudia shrieked and held on to Artie hard enough to crush his ribs. The fire extinguisher spilled from the cockpit. It fell like a missile toward the deserted park below. Good thing Leena had already cleared everybody out!

The plane turned upside down. The landing gear smacked the thunderbird in the side, knocking it away with a thunk that shook the cockpit. The creature fell back into the swirling cloud cover. The landing wheels spun in the air.

Take that,
Artie thought.
Next time, leave our wings alone.

The impact jolted the triplane, sending it into an uncontrolled spin. They fell out of clouds, corkscrewing headfirst toward the earth. Downtown Univille came rushing up at them. A cold wind whipped past Artie’s face, drowning out Claudia’s screams. He was screaming too.

Pulling out of a spin was a challenge even for an experienced pilot, which he most certainly was not. He had no idea what to do next.

Maybe the plane did?

He let go of the controls. “Over to you,” he ordered the plane. “Do your thing!”

The DR-1 took immediate action to save itself, the controls moving on their own. The throttle shifted into idle, cutting the power. The ailerons flattened into neutral, and the opposite rudder was applied to halt the plane’s rotation. The Fokker waited until the spinning stopped before pulling out of the dive at the last minute. The landing gear clipped the top of a kid’s Moon Bounce. Air hissed as the torn ride deflated.

“Mother Fokker!” Claudia blurted. “Not so close next time!”

“We’re not done yet.” He took the controls again. “Get ready for another go-round.”

“Again?”

Glancing back over his shoulder, he spotted the thunderbird chasing after them. “That’s it,” he encouraged the creature. “Keep on coming.”

He needed to think like the Red Baron if he wanted to down the bird. A strategy occurred to him, one that should come naturally to the crimson Fokker.

“Hold on,” he warned Claudia. “We’re going up.”

Testing the ancient plane’s limits, he climbed sharply at nearly one thousand feet per minute. The Fokker shot through the gathering storm, dodging thunder and lightning, then broke through the cloud cover into the bright blue sunlight above the tempest.

Seconds later the thunderbird flapped out of the clouds as well.

“It still on our tail?” Artie asked urgently.

“That’s a big 10-4,” the reluctant spotter reported. “We have a plan?”

“Working on one.”

The Red Baron had always preferred to stay between the sun and his foe, so that he could strike undetected. Taking a page from his playbook, Artie guided the Fokker into a loop. The world turned upside down again, the sky below them, the earth above, before they rolled out of the top of the loop and came diving out of the sun at the confused thunderbird, which was now right in front of them. Artie held his fire, waiting until he was within range. Scorch marks and burnt paint mottled the bird’s chiseled feathers. Traces of purple goo streaked the wood. The wood had been chipped away and gouged by his previous rounds, but the bird was still flying.

Not for much longer.
He had figured out what to shoot at. “Got you right where I want you!”

The artifact was less than a hundred feet away. Ignoring its tempting head and torso, Artie targeted a wing instead. His finger tightened on the trigger. The machine guns blared.