Arrest-Proof Yourself (26 page)

bank fraud

investment fraud

securities fraud

prescription fraud

check fraud

Medicare and Medicaid fraud

embezzlement

identity theft, phishing, pharming
⁹
, and Internet fraud

money laundering

manufacturing of phony passports and IDs

mid- and high-level drug distribution

manufacturing and distribution of illegal drugs like Dilaudid, LSD, and ecstasy, or “X” (cocaine and heroin are manufactured primarily in foreign countries)

fake pharmaceutical drug manufacturing and importation. (Your neighborhood-produced Viagra pills are made of sugar and milk powder. Try getting it up with
that
.)

pornography