I am America (and so can you!) (85 page)

Looks are…

a. important to me

b. very important to me

c. just plain empirically important

d. not important to me (blind from birth.)

I tend to think…

a. outside the box

b. inside the box

c. directly on the box

d. near a box

I tend to see the glass as…

a. half empty

b. half full

c. a handy weapon in a bar fight

My goals in the bedroom:

a. Be fruitful

b. Multiply

If I assassinated any president, it would have been…

a. McKinley

b. Garfield

c. Lincoln

d. Martin Sheen

How satisfied am I with my looks?

a. Very

b. Smugly

What would I do for love?

a. Anything

b. Not that

If I were a character in an A

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yn Rand novel, I d be…

a. Howard Roark

b. Ellsworth Tooey

c. The guy from

d. A total jerk

Anthem

If I were a member of the Supreme Court, and a tree, and a dessert topping, I·d be...
a. Samuel Alito / Oak / Hot Fudge

b. John Roberts /Ash / Butterscotch

c. Steven Breyer / Pine / Chocolate Jimmies

d. Clarence Thomas / Sycamore / Antonin Scalia

Mouth capacity:

a. Five eggs

b. Twelve marshmallows

c. Ten ping-pong balls

d. Fist

e. 16 fl. oz. (jaw wired shut)

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