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Authors: Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!"

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. . .hairy
. . .kemoja

Looks like you’re getting a bit of a beer belly there.
chotto bīruppara ga dekita mitai dane

I gotta go on a diet.
daietto shinakya

Japanese people have square asses.
nihonjin wa ketsu ga shikakui

Check out my sixpack!
hora fukkin wareteru daro

I need to shave my bikini line.
bikini rain o soranakya

Man, you are totally ripped!
omae kin’niku mori mori jan

Piss

shonben

If you’re ever looking for someplace to drink in Tokyo, there’s a creepy chain of bars called Seiryūmon where, if you go in the men’s room and stand in front of the urinal, it starts laughing at you, and then the urinal actually starts moving around so that you have to really make a concerted effort to grip and aim if you don’t want to piss all over your new Japanese shoes.

I wanna go pee.
oshikko shitai