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Authors: Dan Gutman
Miss Brown Is Upside Down! (6 page)
DAN GUTMAN
has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New York (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at
www.dangutman.com
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JIM PAILLOT
lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn't that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at
www.jimpaillot.com
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Cover art © 2015 by Jim Paillot
MY WEIRDEST SCHOOL #3: MISS BROWN IS UPSIDE DOWN!
Text copyright © 2015 by Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2015 by Jim Paillot. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Gutman, Dan.
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Miss Brown is upside down! / Dan Gutman ; pictures by Jim Paillot. â First edition.
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pages cm. â (My weirdest school ; 3)
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Summary: With guidance from Miss Brown, a teacher who is an expert on creativity, the third grade class at Ella Mentry School builds a car and a bridge to compete in a Brain Games competition against Dirk School.
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ISBN 978-0-06-228427-3 (pbk.) â ISBN 978-0-06-228428-0 (library)
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EPub Edition © September 2015 ISBN 9780062284297
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[1. SchoolsâFiction. 2. TeachersâFiction. 3. Creative abilityâFiction. 4. ContestsâFiction. 5. Humorous stories.] I. Paillot, Jim, illustrator. II. Title.
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