Authors: Xanthe Walter
My life used to be calm and ordered, just the way I
like it, until this happened. Now the paparazzi
follow me everywhere, and people think I'm
subbing to you and keep asking me what you're like
in bed, and Emily left a very snippy message on
my cell phone, and… it's all totally fucked up!"
Matt threw his hands up in the air.
"Huh. See, for me it's the opposite," Rick
said, sitting down on his couch and flicking
through one of the magazines. "My life used to be
full of fun and chaos and now it's totally boring. I
used to actually have a life, Matty, and now I can't
do anything, or go anywhere, or be myself in case I
screw up and get fired."
"It's like we swapped lives," Matt lamented,
sitting down beside him. "I'm leading your high
octane life, and you're leading my more
structured…"
"Boring…" Rick interjected.
"Ordered," Matt insisted with a glare. "Life."
"I guess we're getting a taste of how the other
half lives." Rick found the article about them in the
magazine with the Rickochet! headline and began
laughing again. "
Matthew Lake might play wet-
behind-the-ears young agent Ben Harris on the
hit TV show
Collar Crime
, but in real life he's a
sexy sub-about-town who knows what he likes in
a dom. And what he likes is his co-star, legendary
sub-tease, Rick O'Shea
. Sub-tease? Where do they
get this shit?" He glanced up at Matt who was
shaking his head furiously.
"This one is even worse!" Matt grabbed the
other magazine and began reading. "
Rick O'Shea's
sexual appetite is legendary - no sub in town is
safe from his advances! But it looks like he's met
his match in fiery co-star Matthew Lake.
Matthew plays an innocent virgin onscreen, but
our pictures show he's not dom-shy in real life!
Has Rick finally found a sub who can cure him of
his sub-sexing ways?
"
"Sub-sexing? Is that even a word?" Rick
glanced at the photo of himself strapping on Matt's
motorcycle helmet that accompanied the article.
The camera must have caught him at an odd angle
because it looked like he was giving Matt a doting
look as he buckled the strap.
"No, it's a walking alliteration and that's all
that counts," Matt grumbled.
"This one goes on," Rick said, reading aloud.
"
By all accounts, Rick is a real dom's dom, the
kind who likes to master 'em and move on.
Matthew Lake's friends say they're worried that
he might have gotten in too deep. 'Matt's a very
sweet natured and sensitive sub,' one
Collar
Crime
insider told us. 'Whereas Rick is a total
player, a real sub seducer, and we're all worried
that Matt will get hurt.'
"
"My friends?" Matt grabbed the magazine off
him. "What "friends" did they talk to?"
"They didn't have to - they just make this stuff
up. Let me read the rest of your article." Rick
reached for the other magazine and read it out
loud.
"
Rick O'Shea might act like a party-loving
dom who is just out for a good time, but insiders
say the handsome, easygoing dom is really just
looking for the right sub to love - and they doubt
that Lake fits the bill. 'Matt has a really fiery
temper,' one cast member told us. 'He's blown up
at Rick on more than one occasion, and he can be
pretty mean when he gets going. We're just
hoping their affair doesn't go sour and turn into
all-out war. If it does - we'll be the ones caught
in the crossfire!'
"
"Hah! How come in one of these articles I'm
some bad-tempered, manipulative sub, who only
wants to snare you in my evil trap, while in the
other I'm sweet and sensitive, and you're about to
devastate me by dumping me?"
Rick shrugged. "It's all crap." He assumed a
dramatic pose. "They clearly don't know either of
us because if they did they'd know I'd never hurt
you,
Matty!"
He
fluttered
his
eyelashes
extravagantly.
"Oh, you old sub-tease!" Matt winked at him.
"As if I'd let you."
"Hey - you're talking to a dom's dom, you
sexy sub-about-town!"
"I'm not dom-shy, so fuck you!" Matt laughed
helplessly as Rick tackle-hugged him onto the
couch.
Rick pinned his arms above his head. "You
should be careful - remember there isn't a sub in
town who's safe from me!" He held Matt down
with one hand and tickled him with the other until
Matt was a gurgling mess beneath him.
Then Rick sat back with a sigh. "Thanks,
Matt. I needed the laugh."
Matt sat up. "Still feeling down, huh?"
"You have no idea. Look, Matt - I'm sorry
about all this shit." He waved his hand at the
magazines.
"It's not your fault, and in some ways I'm kind
of flattered. I guess I must have really made it in
this town if the magazines are making up shit about
me. Now, c'mon." He got to his feet. "We're due on
set in a couple of minutes. It's Karl's birthday, so
there's going to be cake!" He held out his hands,
and Rick took them and allowed Matt to haul him
to his feet.
He exited the trailer with one arm slung over
Matt's shoulder, but without the usual feeling of
exuberance he got when about to shoot a scene.
Being with Matt in the trailer, goofing off, just
made him even more aware of how much of a
straitjacket he was in the rest of the time.
He felt stifled and it was making him
irritable… and his co-workers weren't used to an
irritable Rick O'Shea.
The cast and crew had bought a huge
chocolate birthday cake as a surprise for Karl -
and he did look genuinely surprised; Matt didn't
think he was acting it.
"I've never been on such a friendly set," Karl
said, coming over to talk as Matt ate his slice of
the cake.
"Really? I've only done a handful of other
shows, so I guess I've got nothing to compare it
with."
"Trust me, they aren't all like this. You guys
have been so welcoming. I think it's largely down
to Daniel - as the lead, he sets the tone for the
entire set, doesn't he?"
Karl cast Daniel a wistful look, and Matt felt
sorry for him. "What other shows have you done?"
Matt asked, deliberately changing the subject. "I
remember seeing you in that adaptation of
A Tale
of Two Switches
a couple of years ago."
"You saw that? It was pretty low budget, but I
was proud of it."
"I loved it, and I thought you made an
awesome Nathaniel!"
"Thanks, Matt. Sadly, I've also been in some
real crap - one has to pay the bills, after all." Karl
made a face. "Before this, I was in a show that
only made it to six episodes before it was
cancelled - and rightly so."
"Bad huh?"
"Worse - boring!" Karl grinned. "It was a sort
of sci-fi thing - a dystopian vision of a universe in
which nobody identifies as dom or sub. It was
called
Otherworld
." He traced his hand through
the air like a title appearing across an imaginary
screen.
Matt grinned. "Ooh - sounds kind of kinky."
"You'd think so, wouldn't you? But instead of
going for the kinky angle, which might have been
fun, they tried to do it as a sort of serious, high-
minded exploration of how such a society would
work."
"And how would it work?" Matt frowned.
"Are they all switches?"
"Nope." Karl shook his head. "Most people
don't identify as dom, sub or switch, and the
minority who do have to keep quiet about it and
meet up in special clubs."
"So it's kind of like an inversion of how
things work in our world? But who collars who
then?" Matt asked, confused.
"Nobody collars anyone - that's the point."
"So, when a couple get serious about each
other…?"
"They move in together."
"That's it?" Matt tried to get his head around
that. "Do they even have weddings?"
"Yes - but they use rings instead of a wedding
collar and belt."
"So - who puts the ring on who? I don't get
this!" Matt wailed.
Karl grinned. "They each put rings on each
other!"
"Oh. Okay. So, there are no big collaring
scenes? I love collaring scenes!"
"No collarings, no leashes, no wedding belts
- no dynamics at all."
"No sharing a plate?" Matt asked. When
couples in a romantic relationship became serious
they often started sharing a plate, with the dom
hand-feeding the sub. Karl shook his head, and
Matt thought about it for a moment. "So, if they
can't do any of those things - what was this show
actually about?" he asked eventually.
Karl laughed. "Like I said, it only ran for six
episodes and then it was cancelled. What shows
have you done?"
"Not much - mostly little roles in crappy
soaps. This is my first big break."
"Ah, crappy soaps - I remember them well. I
was once in one about a dom addicted to kink
houses!"
Matt gave a guilty laugh. "Kink houses?
Really?" He took a large mouthful of cake and
munched on it studiously, hoping he didn't look
like someone with a secret fascination for kink
houses.
Karl glanced across the room to where Rick
was standing. "Is Rick doing okay?" he asked
quietly. "Only he's usually the life and soul of the
party, but he's been kind of grumpy the past few
days."
"He's trying to be good," Matt said, around
his mouthful of cake. Rick did look grumpy. He
was standing by himself, his hands thrust deep into
his pockets, looking bored. Usually, he'd be the
center of attention, and there would be a large
group of people around him, hanging onto his
every word while he performed outrageously to
his audience.
"Then I guess that's taking its toll," Karl
observed.
At that moment, Rick turned abruptly and
stalked off in the direction of his trailer.
"I hope he's okay," Matt murmured. "He's
been through a lot lately."
"Yeah - I saw the news; and the magazine
articles." Karl raised a meaningful eyebrow.
"Oh please! Don't believe anything you read
in those. I went over to Rick's place to cheer him
up - I took some wine, and we ended up falling
asleep on his sofa after watching an episode of
Collar Crime
."
"So there's nothing going on between you
two?"
"What? No!" Matt laughed. "If you'd been
here longer you'd know that me and Rick - we're
combustible! We argue all the time, and we have
nothing in common. There's no attraction there, and
besides Rick likes to play the field, and I…" He
paused, unsure how to finish that sentence.
"You're looking for a big romance?" Karl
prompted gently.
"No!" Matt protested. "I mean, everyone's
looking for love - except Rick, obviously - but no,
I'm realistic about that. I'm simply looking for a
compatible dom to share my life with."
"A compatible dom? Karl grinned. "You
make it sound more like a job interview than
finding a life partner."
"It'd be easier if you could find someone that
way," Matt said. "You know, put an advert in the
paper, interview a few people, find someone
suitable and settle down with them."
"I can't believe a cute sub like you has any
problems meeting someone!"
Matt flushed, thinking of all the doms who'd
dumped him. "Maybe I don't date the right kind of
doms," he muttered.
"Or maybe you want a dom to charge into
your life and sweep you off your feet."
Matt gazed at him suspiciously. Was he
wrong about Karl's thing for Daniel? Was Karl