Authors: Xanthe Walter
believe, but you don't fool me anymore, Rick."
"I'm not sure I ever did." Rick grabbed the
back of the couch and hauled himself to his feet.
"Rick…" Matt looked up at him. "The spank
buddy thing - that's not going to happen again. Not
now. I mean, I just can't."
"No. I didn't think you would. That's fine,
Matty."
Rick leaned down, lifted Matt's chin, and
kissed him gently on the lips. Then he drew back
and straightened up. "Go and find a good dom,
Matt. One who'll love you the way you deserve to
be loved."
And then he left.
Rick missed finding Matt sitting on his trailer
steps in the morning, eagerly awaiting a spanking,
but more than that he missed spending time with
his friend. He could tell Matt was angry with him -
hell, he was angry with himself - but he knew he'd
made the right decision. He couldn't give Matt
what he wanted, so it was better to stay away from
him altogether.
Matt clearly sensed that he was keeping his
distance and responded in kind, with the result that
they didn't play fight or bicker anymore. Their
relationship became strained, lacking its old lively
intimacy, and if they happened to touch by accident
Matt always jumped and moved away quickly. It
made Rick sad, but it was better this way.
A week after their conversation, Rick arrived
on set to find the twins leaning over a laptop
furtively.
"Hey - what's going on?" Rick poked his head
over their shoulders.
"No! Don't show him!" One of the twins
slammed the laptop shut, while the other put her
hands on his chest and pushed him away.
"Aw - c'mon! Is it porn?" Rick grinned at
them. "Hey, does Petra know you're looking at
porn during work time?"
"No, and you mustn't tell her!"
"So it's true then…"
"That we're looking at porn?"
"That you're dating Petra." The twins nodded
shyly, their cheeks flushing prettily. "Both of you?"
Rick asked, intrigued.
"Of course! We always wanted to find twin
doms, so they'd understand us, but we never did,
and Petra is great all by herself."
"She's so great!"
"And strict."
"But great."
They both sighed at the same time.
"Well, I'm very happy for you. Although, how
come I'm the last to know?" He pouted. "I asked
around, and everyone seems to know except me!"
"Petra told us not to broadcast it," Cara said.
"And she's right," Casey added.
"We told Matt and Daniel and Karl before we
went on our first date, and Estelle wheedled it out
of us." Cara put her hand over her mouth, and Rick
was fairly sure she'd been the one to spill the
beans to Estelle.
"Hmm, okay, I forgive you then! I'm glad it's
working out for you; you deserve it." Rick engulfed
them in a big hug. "It's just a shame she's gonna be
spanking your cute little asses so hard later," he
added in a theatrically mournful tone.
"What?" The twins pushed him away. "Why?"
"Because I'll have to tell her you were
looking at porn during work time, unless…" Rick
grinned. "You show me what you were just looking
at!"
"Rick!" They thumped his shoulders, rolling
their eyes at his teasing. Then they looked at each
other with scared expressions. "We're not sure we
should though," Casey said.
"Why - is it that kinky?" Rick was even more
intrigued now.
"Yes! Kind of! See…" They looked at each
other again and then turned back to him. "We found
some
Collar Crime
fanfiction."
"So?"
"About you."
"There's tons of fanfiction about me." Rick
rocked back on his heels nonchalantly. "There's a
heap of Tanner/Chief Christie stories out there.
They have a smushed up name for it - 'Chieftan'.
It's supposed to be a kind of play on words. I
think." He frowned.
"Yes, we know all about that! We get paired
with him too - it's called 'Twinchrist'."
"So what's the big deal? I read some of that
stuff when they first started posting it, and I thought
it was kinda hot. Well, some of it. Some of it was
just weird." He grimaced.
"Well, you don't want to see this stuff," Cara
told him.
"Why not?"
"Just because! That's all."
"Oh c'mon - it can't be that bad. Who did they
pair me with this time? Estelle?" Rick stretched a
long arm over their shoulders and grabbed the
laptop before they could stop him.
"No… it's not you and Estelle." The twins
tried to grab the laptop back, but he effortlessly
held them at bay. Rick glanced at the computer and
saw a screen cap from an episode they'd filmed a
few weeks previously. "It's you and Matt," the
twins said, their eyes flashing anxiously. "Well,
it's actually fanfic about Alex and Ben, obviously."
Rick frowned. "These fans do know we're
both subs on the show, don't they?"
"Yes - that's part of the fun - putting two
people with the same dynamic together. It's called
slash fic." The twins flushed.
"
Subterfuge
." Rick read the title of a story out
loud. "
Ben and Alex go undercover in a Topsy-
Turvy bar - and discover their true feelings for
each other in the process.
" A Topsy-Turvy bar?
Really?" He rolled his eyes.
"I know!" The twins clasped each other's
hands excitedly. "It's kinky, isn't it? Have you ever
been to a Topsy-Turvy bar, Rick?"
"No. I play a sub every day at work - why
would I need to go to a TT bar to play at being
one?"
"You've never felt like being a sub for a night
and letting a sub top you? Or another dom?"
"No. Why - have you ever topped a dom?"
Rick winked at them.
"No!" the twins squealed. "Rick!" They
punched him on the arm again, and he laughed.
The screen cap the author had chosen to
illustrate their story seemed to show Alex taking a
keen interest in Ben's ass.
"Is that photoshopped?" Rick put his head on
one side and gazed at the photo.
"No - that moment really was in the episode."
"Which episode was that?"
"The one that aired last Tuesday. It was
amazing, Rick - the minute that episode aired,
people started writing Ben/Alex slash." The twins
looked at each other and beamed. "Balex!"
"What?"
"That's the smushed up name for Ben and
Alex as a couple."
"Sounds like a disease." Rick grimaced.
"Why that episode?" he asked, bemused.
"Uh… well… have you seen it?" The twins
made scared faces at each other.
"It's on my DVR - I haven't got around to
watching it yet."
"Well, if you had, maybe you wouldn't be
asking." They giggled nervously. "There's this
scene where Ben and Alex are discussing how the
chief has never spanked Ben, and you and Matt
keep looking at each other like you want to jump
each other's bones."
"Oh. That scene." That was the scene they'd
shot right after the first spanking he'd given Matt.
They'd both been on a post-spanking high, and the
director had repeatedly told them to tone it down;
it seemed like they hadn't managed it.
"There have been forty-two Balex stories
posted since last Tuesday. It's the new big pairing
in the
Collar Crime
fandom," the twins told him
helpfully. "Tumblr is full of Balex gifs, a new
Balex community has opened on Livejournal, and
the Balex hashtag on Twitter was trending after the
last episode aired. People have gone nuts for it."
Rick scanned down the story. "As a matter of
interest - who tops who?" he asked.
The twins winced in unison. "Well, to be
honest… usually Ben tops Alex. Maybe because
Alex is such a bad boy on the show, and Ben is
kind of serious and sensible, and…"
"I guess the fans can't imagine any universe
where Alex isn't getting his ass tanned by someone,
huh?" Rick gazed at the screen, shaking his head
ruefully.
"Well, you are quite naughty in real life too,
Rick. Everyone knows that. You don't really
behave like a dom," Cara said, clearly trying to
ease his domly pride, and failing, miserably. "And
there was that footage of you down the Justice Hall
a few weeks ago…"
"And there's a new story about you doing
crazy stuff in the
National Investigator
every
week."
"A lot of people think you are Alex Tanner.
They don't know you, Rick, that's all!" The twins
unwrapped themselves from each other and
wrapped their arms around him instead. "We know
you. We know you're a dom!" They kissed his
cheeks affectionately. "A big, goofy, squishy, laid-
back kinda dom!"
Rick disengaged himself and scrolled down
the screen to see some clearly photoshopped
pictures of him and Matt kissing at the end of the
story. There was so much passion in the kisses that
it made his belly stir hungrily as he remembered
how it had felt to kiss Matt for real.
"You're not upset, are you?" Casey asked
anxiously.
"Nah. It's fine. I love the fans, and I love that
they do insane stuff like this." Rick waved his hand
at the screen. "It shows how much they love the
show and how much my portrayal of Alex inspires
them. It's cool."
"Oh good!" The twins gave matching happy
smiles.
At that moment, Matt walked onto the set with
Daniel, and Rick slammed the laptop shut quickly.
"Matt mustn't see this," he hissed at the twins.
Things were bad enough between them already; he
didn't want to make it any worse for Matt than it
already was.
"Hey." Matt smiled at the twins and gave
Rick a polite nod.
"Hey, Matty."
"Was that the Balex website?" Matt glanced
at the laptop.
Rick winced. "You know about that?"
"I heard about it."
"Weird huh?" Rick scuffed his foot on the
ground.
"Not really. The fans know what they see.
They aren't stupid - unlike some of the actors,"
Matt said darkly.
Before Rick had a chance to reply, Petra
walked onto the set, accompanied by a tall,
handsome man, with a chiseled chin and dark grey
hair with flashes of silver at the temples. He was
wearing an exquisitely tailored suit and exuded an
air of supreme confidence. The scent of his
cologne was almost overbearingly powerful,
dominating the room as arrogantly as the man
himself. Rick thought he vaguely recognized him.
"Morning people! I'd like you to meet
Sebastian Rule, head of Rule-Tech," Petra
announced. As you know, Rule-Tech has a major
product-placement contract with us. Mr. Rule was
here on business today, and he asked if he could
meet you."
That accounted for Rick's vague sense of
recognition; Rule-Tech dominated the world of
electronics, and Sebastian Rule had graced the
cover of
Zeitgeist
magazine more than once. He
was a steely-eyed businessman who had steered
his company ruthlessly to the top.
"This is such an honor for me," Rule said,
smiling genially at the cast. "I love this show, and I
love our association with this show. We've seen a
17% increase in the sales of our new miniature
camera since Agent Harris used it during an
undercover mission earlier this season." He
glanced around the room. "Is he here?"
Matt edged out from behind Daniel, his arm
half raised. "Um. Yes. Well, I mean, I am. I'm
Matthew Lake; I play Ben."
"Oh, I know you do." Sebastian stepped
forward and shook Matt's hand vigorously. "It's a
pleasure to meet you, Matthew; I'm a huge fan of
your work."
"Talking of work - we have a scene to film,"
Petra said. "Perhaps when we're done, you could
take Mr. Rule on a tour of the set, Daniel?"
Petra always chose either Daniel or Rick to
do set tours for important visitors, as they were the
main stars of the show. Rick had noticed that if
their important visitors were doms she chose
Daniel, and if they were subs she chose Rick. Not