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Authors: Jacalynne Flax,Debbie Finger,Alexandra Odell

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“It’s been 13 years, its time to let her rest” True.  But should there be a time limit on justice? Should we forget about the 6 million that died in the camps over 60 years ago and the ones that perpetrated the murders? Do we say, ‘well, it happened 60 years ago, let them rest.’  Should we forget the President who was shot 45 years ago and the one that was assassinated 200 years ago?  Of course not! 

 

Once a person has invaded the World’s consciousness, if they are taken out of it in a brutal and untimely manner, it will gnaw at the conscience of the world.  People will find it hard to accept and digest and demand answers, to make sense of a random tragedy.

 

When we look at the plethora of investigations into the deaths of Monroe and Kennedy, we know we are unlikely to make sense of much.  But conspiracy theories and Inquests aside, the winner at the end of the day will be complacency and apathy.

 

Ultimately it will always come down to the people: The ones who don’t care and just want a ‘quiet life’.  When you ask for a quiet life, you end up with a rotten life, a life that belongs to someone else, not yours.

 

Someone extremely wise once said ‘IF YOU STAND FOR NOTHING, YOU’LL FALL FOR ANYTHING’.

 

The intention of this book, is to make you smile, make you laugh, but mostly,
to make you
THINK!

 

Ask questions! Make observations! Write letters! Get involved!  Start to care!  Seek the truth and don’t just accept the horrible spin that emanates from the Palace on a daily basis.

 

The Windsors, or the Schlesswigs. Holsteins, Battenburgs… whatever their bloody name is (!), didn’t survive all those revolutions, deaths and wars because they were the nicest kids on the block.  They endure because they are ruthless and completely single minded of purpose.  Their purpose is to stay in power.

 

HRH will listen to her subjects, as she has demonstrated on several occasions because the ultimate power belongs to YOU.  The Queen knows it, but
YOU
have forgotten it.

 

Take it back, assert your will.

 

Princess Diana said that in her opinion “Charles was not the right man for the ‘top job’”.  Doesn’t it go without saying that if he’s not the right man, then Millie, second bride of Chucky, is not
the right woman and should never be Queen?

Family Tree of British Tyranny

 

William I

1066-1087

Fat Tyrant

William II

1087-1100

Redheaded tyrant

Henry I

1100-1135

Horrible tyrant

(Emperor Henry V)

1135-1154

Henry II

1154-1189

Cruel Tyrant

Richard I

1189-1199

Absent Tyrant

John I

1199-1216

Unlucky Tyrant

Henry III

1216-1272

Looser Tyrant

*Edward I

1272-1307

There had to be one – a good king.

Edward II

1307-1327

Dumb Tyrant

Edward III

1327-1377

Mucky Tyrant

Richard II

1377-1399

Rotten Tyrant

House of Lancaster
 

Henry IV

1399-1413

Unhappy Tyrant

Henry V

1413-1422

Young Tyrant

Henry VI

1422-1471

Half-wit Tyrant

House of York

Edward IV

1471-1483

Bully Tyrant

Edward V

1483-
unknown

Murdered

Richard III

1483-1485

Tricky Tyrant

War between House of Lancaster and House of York ended

Henry VII

1485-1509

Scrooge of a Tyrant

Henry VIII

1509-1547

Typical Tyrant

Edward VI

1547-1553

Sickly Tyrant

Mary I

1553-1558

Bloody Tyrant

Elizabeth I

1558-1603

Moody Tyrant

James I

1603-1625

Drunken Tyrant

Charles I

1625-1649

Headless Tyrant

*Charles II

1660-1685

Hooray! Another good king

James II

1685-1688

Catholic Tyrant (deposed)

William III & Mary II

1688-1702

Long and the short Tyrants

Ann

1702- 1714

Fat, fat Tyrant

George I

1714-1727

Nasty German Tyrant

George II

1683-1760

Greedy, bad tempered Tyrant

George III

1760-1820

Mad Tyrant

George IV

1720-1830

Charmless, lazy, overweight Monarch

William IV

1830-1837

Forgotten King

Victoria

1837-1901

Miserable, unamused Monarch

Edward VII

1901-1910

Self-centered, Playboy King

George V

1910-1936

Cold Germanic Monarch

Edward VIII

1936-abd.1936

‘Wanna-be’ sweet Tyrant

George VI

1936-1952

Mild mannered good Monarch

Elizabeth II

1952-

Hard working dutiful Queen

 

*Related to the Spencers.  This book and its author heartedly endorse any Spencer-Churchill-Stuart lineage.

“Cheers and Bottoms Up! -
hic!”

About the Author -
Jacalynne Flax

 

The Many Faces and Talents of
Jacalynne Flax

    The incredibly multi-talented author is Jacalynne Flax, who is also an accomplished actress and comedienne.  She has appeared on the big screen in the BBC's “Bring me the head of Mavis Davis” opposite such stars as Rik Mayall and Jane Horrocks has appeared on the Bill and also had a memorable role in the 1989 film version of “Phantom of the Opera" with Robert Englund (Freddie Kruger from the “Nightmare on Elm Street” horror film series).

 

Phantom of the Opera

Bring me the Head of Mavis Davis

 

What is particularly “incredible” about Jacalynne is that, for the last 30 years she has suffered with Multiple Sclerosis, an aggressive, invasive, progressive disease of the central nervous system, which effects balance, causes terrible fatigue (brought on by the body attempting to heal itself) and sensory problems.  Eventually this made it no longer possible for her to drive or to work, due to the fatigue caused by the illness.

 

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