Screen Burn (57 page)

Uhlenbroek, Charlotte Dr,
1
,
2

Ultimate Force
(ITV1),
1

V Graham Norton
(C4),
1

Vain Men
(C4),
1

Van Day, David,
1
,
2

Van Outen, Denise,
1
,
2

Vaughan, Johnny,
1
,
2

Venables, Terry,
1

Vine, David,
1

Vonnegut, Kurt,
1
,
2

Vorderman, Carol,
1

Walking With Beasts
(BBC1),
1

Walking With Sea Monsters
(BBC1),
1

Walsh, Bradley,
1

Walsh, Louis,
1
,
2

Waterman, Dennis,
1

Waterman, Hannah,
1

Waterman, Pete,
1
,
2
,
3
,
4

The Way We Travelled
(BBC2),
1

The Weakest Link
(BBC1),
1
,
2

Weird Nature
(BBC1),
1

West Wing
(C4),
1
,
2

Westbrook, Danniella,
1
,
2
,
3

What Not To Wear
(BBC2),
1

Whately, Kevin,
1

When Louis Met Anne Widdecombe
(BBC2),
1

Whicker, Alan,
1

Whitehouse, Paul,
1

Whiteley, Richard,
1

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
(ITV1), 
1
,
2
,
3

Wife Swap
(C4),
1

Wilkes, Jonathan: replaces Lisa Riley, leans chin-first on pool cue,
1
;  

inspires new swearword,
2

Willcox, Toyah,
1

Williams, Robbie: dreadful vocal stylings  of,
1
;

appropriates Sinatra’s legacy,  
2
;

imitates Elvis,
1
;

vaguely resembles man from
Rockface
,
1
;

unavailable recording of,
1
;

is much admired by cretins,
1
;

interminable self-pitying burblings of,
1

Willis, Bruce,
1

Winkleman, Claudia,
1

Winston, Dr Robert,
1
,
2

Winton, Dale,
1
,
2

With Friends Like These
(BBC2),
1

Without Prejudice
(C4),
1

Witness: Living On Light
(C4),
1

Wogan, Terry,
1
,
2

Woodall, Trinny,
1

Woodford, Kevin,
1

World Bloody Cup
(BBC1/ITV),
1

Worral Thompson, Anthony: mimes ‘Ooh La La’ by The Wiseguys,
1
;

absence of supermarket deal,
2
;

has  fragrant testicles,
1
;

rises in estimation, 
1

Would Like To Meet
(BBC2),
1

Wright, Ian,
1
,
2

Wudja? Cudja?
(ITV1),
1

The X Factor
(ITV),
1

The X-Files
(BBC2/ Sky One),
1
,
2

You Are What You Eat
(C4),
1
 

You’ve Been Framed
(ITV1),
1
,
2
,
3
 

Young Americans
(Five),
1
 

Young, Posh And Loaded
(ITV1),
1

Zero To Hero
(C4),
1

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