Authors: Juan Pastor
"Yes." I shudder. "I'm repulsed and fascinated at the
Sin
smiles. I can see him because we are still in a part of
the cave with its own ambient light.
"Where it bites, the flesh starts to necrotize and turn
black almost immediately." He says. "If it stings, you will be
fully paralyzed within 20 seconds. And you know what's really
interesting about it?"
"It sounds interesting enough to me already." I say.
"Way too interesting."
"It can swim."
"But we're not going to have to swim, are we?" I ask.
"We're in a cave."
"You took baths in a cave, right?"
"Yes." I say.
"We are going to have to swim across a lake." Sin says.
"A very large lake. You're going to have to take off all of your
clothes, put them in a waterproof bag, put that bag in another
waterproof bag, and swim across the lake keeping the bag out
of the water, because even though you have all your clothes,
and all your equipment, in two bags, something inside the
bags is liable to poke out, or something out is liable to poke in,
and you'd have to make the rest of your way with wet clothes
and equipment."
"You planned all this didn't you?" I ask. "You just
wanted to see me swim across a lake naked. Why didn't we
bring a raft?"
"Why didn't you bring a raft?" Sin asks.
"I will." I say. "I'll go back and get it right now."
"There's only one catch." He says.
"What's that?"
"I don't have a raft."
"You've got every other damned thing you don't
need." I say. "Like a gun that can blow up a truck and knock
down a tower. Like equipment to make beer."
"If I have it, I need it." Sin says. "If I don't need it, I
don't have it."
"You are a... How do you say it in English? A pelotillero
(creep).
A
cobista
(creepier).
A
persona
repugnante
(creepiest, disgusting person)."
"A creep?" Sin says, amused.
"Yes. A creep! Not only a creep, but a creepier creep
than a scorpider. Are you going to swim across the lake
naked?"
"Yes." Sin says. "But I'll stay behind you so you don't
have to look at my ugly old body."
He pauses.
"Also." He says. "I can keep an eye out for scorpiders
that might be zeroing in on your warm bod splashing in the
water."
Every so often there appears a small vertical shaft in
the ceiling of the cave. Sometimes a shaft will be lit by faint
light. Sometimes there will be a small trickle of water coming
down it, sometimes not. Usually I feel the air descending the
shaft. And light from somewhere above beams down the
shaft, a soft white light that has probably been reflected and
re‐reflected numerous times from the moisture‐slicked rocks
of the shaft before it makes its way to our eyes. I note that we
still see none of the eyeless critters Sin has warned me about.
It occurs to me that he might just be trying to spook me.
I feel cool wet dew forming on my exposed skin. My
clothes grow damp. My socks wick moisture that trickles
down my legs. After a while, my feet are very wet. There are
very few places where we aren't either walking on wet rock,
or in standing water, or through several inches of mud. And
the mud, once touched, refuses to let go of our shoes without
a fight.
It seems (to me, at least) that we walk like this for
hours. Occasionally we stop for a drink. Not because I feel
thirsty, but because Sin insists. All we have is bottled water.
"Water is best." Sin says. "But if you get tired of it, I
have small portions of Gatorade powder that you can mix with
it. For some reason, too much Gatorade gives me a
stomachache, so I try to drink mostly water. But the
electrolytes are a good idea."
"For some reason I'm not very thirsty." I say. "Must be
because it's so moist in here. I do feel like I have to pee
though, not bad, but it's a continuous feeling."
"It's psychological." He says. "Only pee if you really
have to. And be discrete about where you pee."
"Because there might be scorpions or spiders?" I ask.
"Well, they might be anywhere." Sin says. "But what I
mean is that there may just be some potential superbug in this
cave just waiting to be introduced to ammonia."
"Gotcha."
"Where did that come from?"
"What?" I ask.
"Gotcha. You're starting to sound like an American."
Sin looks lost in thought as to whether that is a good
thing or not. He appears to decide it is.
"Have a drink every time I have a drink, even if you
don't feel thirsty." He says. "Okay?"
"Si. I mean yes."
"The Guatemalan trying to re‐assert itself?"
"Yes."
"Are you hungry?"
"No."
"If you get hungry, let me know." Sin says. "I've got
unsalted crackers, hard boiled eggs, some pemmican, some
nuts and dried fruit. You won't go hungry."
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There are no overhead shafts, and the air begins to
smell a little stale.
"I'm getting where I almost can't see." I say to Sin.
"Your eyes will adjust."
We walk further. It is so pitch black I cannot see. It is
tono negro. I feel something touch my hand. I almost shriek,
but manage to curtail the urge. It is Sin.
"Take this tether." He says. "Tie it firmly to one of the
rings of your vest."
"So if you go over the edge of a cliff, I go with you?"
"Exactly." Sin says.
"How can you see?" I ask.
"It's more knowing where things are." Sin says. "And
partly intuitively sensing things."
I hear a soft thud, and I bump into Sin.
"Glad I'm wearing a helmet." He says. "I just hit my
head on something."
"So much for knowing and sensing."
I can hear his soft laugh at my tease. I find it reassuring.
But I feel a brief flicker of fear when I think...
"What would I do if something happened to him?"
And the fear grows when he tells me...
"Pretty soon we will have to put on our gas masks."
He turns on his helmet lantern. There are numerous
skeletons on the cave floor, some still encased in shrunken
dried‐out skins. The largest bare skeleton is human. At least it
appears human... My thought is interrupted.
"Hydrogen sulfide gas." Sin says. "Lower your head."
A swarm of bats flies over us.
"Vampire bats." Sin says. "The insectivorous bats rarely
leave the caves; nor do the midges they feed on. The vampire
bats need to leave the caves to find blood."
"Unless the blood comes to them."
"But it's so instinctual for them to leave the caves, we
don't need to worry." Sin says. "They leave at night to feed on
large mammals that can afford the loss of a little blood. Like
horses or cattle."
"So it's nighttime already?" I ask.
"Getting close." Sin says. “Must be.”
He points to a small cleft in the cave wall.
"What is it?" I ask.
"Look closer." He says.
I move closer to inspect the spot illuminated by his
lantern. There, in the beam, is a spider as large as my hand.
"Congratulations." He says.
"On what?" I ask.
"On not screaming."
He puts an arm over one of my shoulders and gives me
a brief one‐armed hug.
"Smell that?" He asks.
"I smell something." I say. "But then, I smell lots of
things. I think I mostly smell B.O."
"It's the gas." He says. "Time to put the masks on."
Sin retrieves two gas masks from his pack.
"How do the vampire bats get through it?" I ask.
"Oh, it can kill them in high enough levels, but they
need to get out nightly. They've learned to avoid the areas
with the highest concentrations, and those areas can change,
as that pile of skins and bones illustrates. And it does tend to
linger nearer the cave floors than the ceiling."
"It's heavier than air?" I ask.
"Just slightly." Sin says. But that won't do you much
good unless you can fly, or you can walk on a cave ceiling. Put
on your mask. And turn on your helmet lantern."
"Aren't you afraid we'll run out of batteries?
"I'm turning mine off." He says. "One more thing. If you
get tempted to light a match, or smoke a cigar ‐ don't."
"Why?"
"Did you see that human skeleton?"
"Yes."
"Did you see the cigarette lighter near him?"
"No." I say. "But what of it?"
"Hydrogen sulfide gas is extremely flammable. The
poor guy flash‐fried himself."