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Authors: Athol Kay

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Finishing Up

 

Chapter 30
Ten Things to Do Right Now

 

 

(30.1) What happens now is up to you

 

One possible trap is to get caught up in thinking about everything I’ve written about and not do anything about it. This is not a book about thinking; this is a book about doing. Male sexuality is active and energetic, so simply sitting on your ass and thinking about the contents of this book is the exact opposite of what the book says to do.

 

You don’t have to understand everything I’ve written in order to make it work for you. You don’t even have to believe what I’ve said is true for it to work. You just have to get up off your ass and start trying it out. Your results will usually happen pretty quickly. I’ve had people thank me for turning their relationship around within two months. I’ll take your belief that it works
after
it works for you.

 

So to get you up into action and doing, he’s a list of things to immediately get started on right now. These are the most critical and simple pieces of doing The MAP.

 

1.
Start exercising with weights.
2.
Do the Ten Second Kiss move at least daily.
3.
Stop letting her get away with nonsense.
4.
Pick one thing from the Alpha chapter to work on.
5.
Pick one thing from the Beta chapter to work on.
6.
Switch out the soda and coffee for a protein shake in the morning.
7.
Learn her menstrual cycle.
8. “
Instigate, Isolate and Escalate.”
9.
Try a rough sex experiment on her.
10.
Tell her what kind of sex you want before you go into the bedroom.

 

Once you get that up and running, you can always come back and reread the book and fine-tune things. Don’t give up!
Chapter 31
Spread the Word

 

(31.1) Ladies…

 

I know you’ve been reading the whole time. As I said in the beginning of the book, this is all a bit of a magic trick to get you a better man. I truly hope you are getting the man you have wanted him to be all along.

 

Also, you know how difficult women can get with their men. If you have sons, brothers and nephews who need my help, it’s okay to meddle a little and send them a copy. Except according to the Rationalization Hamster it’s not really meddling… it’s
caring!
(31.2) Making Love

 

Also, do have sex more with your husbands. They really need that from you. It’s not even really just about the sex itself. Remember when it used to be called “Making Love?” Considering how having an orgasm floods you with oxytocin, and his orgasm floods him with vasopressin,
having sex really is
making love
together.

 

Every time you have sex isn’t going to be a show stopper that you wished you had taped. A lot of the sex you have is going to be pretty average sex, but it’s always going to renew the bonds of love between you. The way to a man’s heart isn’t through his stomach, it’s through your vagina.
(31.3) Be Wary of the Divorce Industry

 

The Facebook status updates of forty-year-old divorced women seem to be largely about getting pumped and dumped by men objectively worse than their husband was. You may still get lucky, but the dating market is a harsh place and glass slippers are in short supply. Just sayin’.
(31.4) Guys…

 

The odds are that you know a guy that really needs this book. If so, don’t be quiet about it. Worst case scenario, he’s out $20 if he buys it. Best case scenario, his marriage turns around and he thanks you for it.

 

I get emails nearly every day from men and women who say that my blog saved their marriage somehow. This book is vastly better than the blog, so I can only hope that it’s more effective at saving marriages.

 

Why
wouldn’t
you tell them?
(31.5) Help Me Out

 

And hey I’m not going to lie. Book sales put money in my pocket and that’s part of the reason I write. But it’s a quality book and I’m not charging $49.99 for a sixty page eBook which is usually the way this sort of information is dished out.
(31.6) The Married Man Sex Life Primer

 

I’m planning on being around a long time. Currently my goal is to revise and review The Primer every year for the next thirty years, before retiring at age seventy and hopefully passing it on to my daughters and future sons-in-law to continue the work.

 

Life is what you make of it; this is my life’s work.

 

I most sincerely hope that I have been of service.
About the Author

 

Athol Kay is an innovative thinker, humorist and family man with a one track mind.
He is a “Mixed Marital Artist” combining a variety of relationship approaches from evolutionary psychology, Pickup Artist “Game”, sociology, biology, life experience, romance novels, crappy women's magazines, far too many books, blogging, behavior modification and cheap porn. He has distilled all this research into a few outstandingly effective tactics for gaining happiness and sex in marriage.

 

Athol was born in New Zealand and met Jennifer nine days before he was due to fly home after working on a summer camp in Maryland in 1991. Long distance for three years, they finally married in 1994. Married for 16 years, they have two daughters and live in Connecticut. They have a carefully balanced relationship where Athol dreams up all kinds of weird shit, and Jennifer doesn’t leave him.

 

The author is also aware that has painted himself into a corner by writing a book on monogamy. At around 112,500 words, it is the longest chastity belt in existence. It only chafes a little.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Athol usually posts daily at
www.marriedmansexlife.com

 

He can also be contacted via email at
[email protected]

 

 

 

 

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