The Zombie Slayers: Surviving The Outbreak (Zombie Apocalyptic Fiction) Series - Episode 1 (6 page)

Their digging a trench, just like a castle. The zombies fall into spikes and can't climb out.Since we don't have any construction equipment they to do it the old fashion way.

"Pure muscle and a shovel." Liz continued to gaze at the young men with their shirts off. Kevin watches her in the corner and smiles.

The truck pulls up to the main gate and stops. Kevin honks the horn five times. The gate opens and three soldiers run out. stat your business a soldier shouted out.At ease soldier it's me! Kevin answers.

Your back! sorry Sir! open up its Slayer!

Kevin starts the tanker and drives through the gates. The gates shut behind them and rattles the walls as the lock in-gauge. A yellow and black warning swings back and forth reading the words keep out and spray painted underneath

"Or Die 2 Get N"

Mr Red, Ah Slayer glad you made it back.

Private Geno take the tanker over to the supply tanks.

Hey where's the others, David,Rico, Shawna, Juan are they on the way. Did you all split up?

Just us john! Just us now they didn't make it... Slayer replied.

To be continued: in episode 2

Razors Edge

Bonus + Rico and Juan, Tell a Joke!

Hey Rico! Since we on this long ride, how about I tell a joke, says Juan! Ok! Look “Two guys walk into a bar right”   No!” come on bro. Not this one again.

Shut up Juan! I got This one, its called The Black Label

I decided to head over to the store to rent a video.

The weather man said there was going to be snow!

I wanted to pick something the family would enjoy, kids getting sick of playing with toys.

Wife two kids both are boys.

So what do I pick, a cartoon, sci fi, a chick flick, Comedy. I looked all over but couldn't decide. Some guy with a black hat recommended a video called the black label, he said it was awesome, why would he lie.

There nothing else to rent ill give it a try.

I rented it, told guy in the black hat thanks and

good bye!

when I arrived, I yelled out it movie time.

Family cried out hooray for dad!

what blue ray did you rent?

I replied! Its a surprise,

sit back relax i'll make us a snack.

As the family sat together we played the disc.It took a few clicks, the remote getting sick.

Finally the opening credits came in.

Black label presents Holly gets a job staring

Holly Hollywoods.

I tried to fast forward but the remote is still sick.

The credits are long get on with it... At last it started and Holly came in dress in nothing while sucking a ...

Turn it off my wife yelled kids look away or

your going to hell.

Eject!  Eject!  She cried,the guy with the black hat lied.

I tried to cover the screen with my shirt,

but that didn't work.

The buttons on the player failed.

The remote is dead.and Holly continues to give...

So I balled my fist and punched the screen.

The visual over but the sound remained.

My wife picked the player and slammed it to the floor.

Black Label Holly is no more.

Bonus+ Zombie Haiku

Waiting for sun rise

I can see what's eating you.

There is no surprise

There walking so slow

That's where they prefer to go

Where ever the wind blows

Bullet shells are hot

Black volcano Spitting lava

So watch where you sit

Blood is boiled

Tomato soup taste great

With grilled knees

Some times ,We need fear

So just in case, I prepared

Two pairs of underwear

Guns are loud

But moves crowds

I rather cut there t Hun g

Walking road kill

The color of gray streets

roads crack in heat

My guts pulled out

I'm Italian with meat balls

Now I'm spaghetti

Bitch back down

back the fuck down

You fell

Your dead

Now your undead

Ok your dead again

Heart beats and beats

juices fill the veins warm

thanksgiving canned food

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