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They Don't Teach Corporate in College
to your friends, family members, colleagues, and managers over and over again, none of my work would be possible. Please keep in touch always!

After I graduated from college, I was hell-bent on moving to New York City. I believed in the saying, “If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere.” I was the type of kid who studied hard and got
A
s in school, and I didn't think I'd have any trouble skipping up the corporate ladder in one of the most intimidating cities in the world. When I landed a job in a top public relations firm despite having zero relevant experience, I thought the toughest part was over. I dumped my extra resumes in a recycling bin and eagerly awaited a paycheck that would scarcely cover my rent. I looked forward to worldly business trips, stimulating office brainstorms, and hanging out with my coworkers every Friday at happy hour.

Three years later, I found myself cringing at the words
corporate travel
, and I had never made it to a happy hour gathering because I was passed out on
the couch every Friday night. One of my managers disliked me so much that I was convinced I had killed her in a past life. I held an entry-level position for 16 months while people with half my intelligence and work ethic lapped me. I saw a career counselor, book-marked job boards on my browser, and dreamed of a distant future in which I was happily ensconced in a job that merited getting up in the morning. My resume listed four positions in three years, because I was always on the lookout for a better opportunity that would bring the ever-elusive job satisfaction I dreamt of.

Desperate for help, I looked in Barnes & Noble for a book geared toward twenty-somethings struggling to survive in the professional world. I found a handful of titles on finding an affordable living situation, decoding tax forms, and allocating the right combination of funds to one's brand-spanking-new 401 (k) plan. And I assure you, after painting these books with a yellow highlighter, I had the best damn 401(k) in the world. My 401(k) was so sound that I could have been a billionaire by the time I retired from my chief general manager, divisional senior vice president position at age 65!

Too bad I wouldn't last that long. The way I was going, I would be the corporate equivalent of the dinosaur in Darwin's natural selection process. In those days, I spent a lot of time in bars doing tequila shots and smoking cigarettes. I complained to anyone who would listen about the death of common sense in the workplace, and how my expensive undergraduate education was being wasted on clearing paper jams from the printers. When I probed my mother for answers, she told me that life wasn't supposed to be fair or fulfilling, and that I should learn to tolerate my job. My father shrugged and said he hoped I would become the first in a long line of suffering, worker-bee Levits to triumph in the business world…but he doubted it. My friends told me to go to law school.

The idea of going back to school was tempting indeed, and why not? We're comfortable with the concept of school. We know how the story goes: if you work hard, you get good grades and everyone is happy. The business world, however, is another animal entirely. Politically motivated and fraught with nonsensical change, the professional world is not a natural fit for graduates who leave school expecting results from a logical combination of education and effort. Suddenly, the tenets of success we were taught since kindergarten don't apply, because getting ahead in the business world has nothing to do with intelligence or exceeding a set of defined expectations. In our first corporate jobs, we come up against rules no one ever told us about. We feel lost. It's like we were whisked away on a spaceship and have landed on an alien planet where we have to eat oxygen and breathe vegetables.

So how did I survive it? Well, things started to turn around when I finally realized that the professional world is the same everywhere. I was bringing my misguided attitudes and beliefs about the business world to each new position, and I knew I wouldn't be successful until I changed them. So I stopped job jumping and started taking courses and reading books on practical self-improvement. I put myself under a microscope and took a close look at the persona I presented to the companies I had worked for. After polishing the package and learning how to promote it, I mastered human relations skills such as diplomacy, cooperation, initiative-taking, and networking. I also refined personal development skills such as organization, time management, and attitude adjustment. Eventually, I overcame the negativity that was making me miserable and holding me back in my career. By my late 20s, I saw results in the form of four promotions, and I could finally claim that I was—at long last—happy working in the professional world.

Throughout the years, as I've talked with young professionals, I've realized that my experiences are disturbingly common. Today's twenty-somethings technically have more occupational choices than their parents did and face escalating uncertainty about your careers. More than ever, twenty-somethings worldwide are seeking counseling, and job jumping due to stress and dissatisfaction has become the norm. For example, a recent study by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that the average young professional stays in a job under two years.

At the end of the day, the choice is yours. You can help NYU Law and Northwestern's Kellogg School of Management increase their applications by another 200 percent while you shell out more than $100,000 for several more years of school. Or, because you don't want to be in debt and eating with plastic utensils the rest of your life, you can learn to win the game of the professional world. Difficult as it may be, you must change your attitude about the education you left behind. A college degree is a piece of paper that gets you in the door for an interview—it may even land you a job. But if you want to get any further in the professional world, you have to treat your first job out of college like it's 1st grade. This new world is full of possibilities, but you must be willing to readjust your thinking cap and prepare for some tough lessons.

The business climate is tougher than it has ever been. I came, I saw, and I didn't go back to school. That's why I decided to write this book. By sharing the strategies that helped me succeed in my career, I hope to provide a helping hand to those just beginning the journey, and also to reassure those who have been in the trenches for some time already that it is possible to make sense of this upside-down world.

The contents of
They Don't Teach Corporate in College
are as follows: The first chapter serves as the insider's guide to job hunting, including proven techniques for surveying the field, meeting contacts, preparing promotional materials, interviewing, and deciding whether to relocate or work for free.
Chapter 2
will help you transition to a new position, and suggests actions that will help you achieve the best possible first impression. The third chapter lays out strategies for getting to know a new boss, navigating the company's social scene, practicing cringe-free networking, and finding a mentor and sponsors.
Chapter 4
describes critical skills such as goal-setting, self-promotion, innovation, problem-solving, and risk-taking, which will take you wherever you decide to go.
Chapter 5
covers how to stretch the 8-plus hours a day you spend at work—everything from effective time and project management and organization to making every piece of communication count.

The sixth chapter is devoted to combating negativity, maintaining a positive attitude, and staying motivated in the face of difficult circumstances.
Chapter 7
focuses on approaches for enlisting the cooperation of others, creating positive relationships, and coping with difficult personalities. The eighth chapter is a how-to on advancement, including mastering the performance review process, troubleshooting antipromotion situations, and coping with organizational change.
Chapter 9
will guide you through your first experience as a boss, drilling down into specific techniques for starting off on the right foot with employees of varying generations and styles, delegating tasks, facilitating open communication, and resolving performance issues. The last chapter advises when it's time to move on, and offers suggestions for finding a new position and making a graceful exit.

To keep things interesting, you'll also hear from current twenty-somethings sharing their on-the-job adventures, as well as current thirty-somethings who wish they could go back in time and give their twenty-something selves some better career advice!

What's the best way to use this book? I suggest that you jot down on paper the concepts that resonate with you so that you can remember them later. Post your notes in your cubicle or office—anywhere you'll see them. Some of the ideas mentioned might seem like common sense, but you'd be surprised how rarely people act on them in real life. If at any point you feel as though all this is not worth the effort, just consider how much time you are likely to spend in the professional world. Assuming you work from age 22 to age 65, for 235 days a year, you'll be on someone else's clock for about 80,000 hours—a tenth of your life. Isn't it only fair that you do everything you can to create a rewarding job experience?

There's one more thing I want to emphasize before we begin: The strategies I'm about to discuss are “best practices”; that is, they represent the ideal way to handle particular situations. Although you should generally stick to these principles if you want to be successful, no one expects you to follow them to the letter every time. As human beings, it's impossible for us to be perfect employees. We can sing self-improvement mantras until we're blue in the face, but, at the end of the day, we will still have our areas of strength and areas where we can always do better. So don't be too hard on yourself. The best you can do is read through these 10 chapters and pick out the concepts from which you feel you can benefit the most. If you shut this book and take away one piece of advice that makes you more effective at work, then I will have achieved my purpose in writing it.

Whether you're just coming out of school or are mid-career, searching for employment in the professional world is more challenging than any assignment you'll be given on the job. Not only do you have to decide exactly what to look for, but you also have to find a way in the door—and make that doorstop hold until you have an offer in hand. Fortunately, as in any game with rules, job hunting has its loopholes. In this chapter, I'll discuss how to take advantage of them as you're surveying the field, meeting contacts, preparing your promotional materials, and interviewing. I'll also touch on the sticky question of negotiation, and will suggest how to decide if you should relocate for a job, work for free, or hire a career coach.

For me, preparing to enter the business world was a lot like being reborn. At the end of my senior year of college, I felt the same sense of discomfort that a baby must feel when leaving the safety of its mother's womb. I freaked out about being unemployed and having to move back home, so I stormed my university's career center and wreaked havoc on every job database I could get my hands on. I needed a job ASAP, and I was willing to take anything I could get, regardless of whether or not I was interested in the occupation. After all, it was only my first job, right? The media reinforced my belief that because I was 22, I wasn't supposed to have a clue. Alexandra Robbins and Abby Wilner, authors of
Quarterlife Crisis: The Unique Challenges of Life in Your Twenties
, define a quarterlife crisis as the “overwhelming instability, self-doubt, and sense of panicked helplessness faced by twenty-somethings as a result of constant change and too many choices.” I became complacent, thinking that because I'd inevitably change my mind a million times, I might as well put off the soul-searching.

Even if this approach seems perfectly legitimate to you, I don't recommend it. First of all, prospective employers don't like unfocused candidates; they want to believe that you've been preparing to work for them forever. Also, switching careers multiple times just for the hell of it sounds like a lot of work to me. You need a lot of training and experience to become proficient in a career, and once you have a family to support, will you be able to afford to pursue the job you love at a $40,000 entry-level salary? Along those same lines, your 20s is the best time to get to a respectable level on the ladder. During these years, you don't have competing responsibilities, and you are accountable to no one but yourself.

Given these factors, wouldn't it be much easier to make the smartest career choice you can now? Don't get me wrong—discovering your true calling is not an exact science, and it's impossible to know what you will want to do 10 or 20 years from now. Some futurists even predict that people currently in their 20s will have several careers in their lifetimes that haven't been invented yet. Therefore, all of the self-reflection in the world will probably not result in a bulletproof career plan for the rest of your life. It's also possible that you will try a field you've researched and think is interesting, but will realize you hate it after a few months on the job. However, by doing a complete self-assessment while you're still in school or shortly thereafter, you will be able to decide on a path that provides the core skills and experience you will need to take you wherever you want to go in the future.

Start with a blank slate. This is easier said than done when everyone you know—especially your parents—has an opinion on what you should do now that you're all grown up. You also have to get past the issue of your college major. You might think that because you studied economics you have to pursue a career as a financial consultant. The truth is that even a business-related major will not adequately prepare you for the professional world, so why let it pigeonhole you?