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Authors: V Bertolaccini

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Cameron
recalled the first time he had seen the horse and when the doors of
the bar seemed to explode apart and it shifted into his sight in an
altered motion!

Then he
wondered what the others in the bar would think of it!

After a few
minutes a loud giggle burst out of the taxi driver’s mouth,
watching him in his mirror, and he examined him closely and
realized he was the taxi driver that he had used to drop the
disabled pensioner off at his house and he recalled that he could
have information on his identity, and he sat thinking of what to
do.

Cameron lightly
closed his lips and turned to see an angry expression on his face
and wondered what he was annoyed about.

He realized how
deep his own emotions were at thinking of getting his true identity
from him, and he realized he had to do something, and thought of
something else to change the subject and thought of the blasted
horse and his first thoughts of the thing and that it had looked
like it had been crossed with some form of monster and he was
staggered that they could cross something with such an animal, and
he wondered what the hell they could create if they crossed humans
with killer lions!

It was supposed
to be a racehorse! But why not? He wondered how fast lions actually
were and realized that they should have crossed it with one of the
fastest animals, and he wondered what would happen if someone found
the right animal and crossed it, and got the right combination!


What did
you do with the racehorse?” the taxi driver asked, slightly turning
around, glaring at him as though he was not fully there and just a
figment of his imagination.

He ignored him
and realized that he had to get what he knew about him, and asked,
“Did you say that you knew me?”


Yes! I
drove you about! You lost your memory didn’t you? You seem to have
had a bad time of it! That pensioner you tried questioning realized
that too ...”


What did
you know about me?” he asked in desperation. “I’ll even pay you for
anything you have!”


Alright!
I’ll give you what I know, and you can give me a tip for what you
think its worth!”


Look, if
you give me what I want I’ll give you everything in my
wallet!”


Well!
Let me see! I first saw you when the army camp was put up over
there!”


What
else?”

Suddenly he
looked into the mirror at him, looking deep into his eyes, and
called back, “Do you want what I heard?”


What?”
he muttered.


You were
Prime Minister David Cameron’s twin brother!”

Cameron gasped,
and as he thought it over he realized that if it was true that they
were reacting to him crazily for a reason, and he gasped at the
problem and trouble that it would cause!


What was
the story on the killer lion?” he quickly asked, trying to change
the subject.


What
killer lion? I never heard anything of any lions!”


No
circus or zoos have been here!”


The
circus has not been here in years! There were no animals like that
either!”


Why was
the army camp put there then?”


I don’t
have a clue! Wait a minute! All of you were searching all over the
place! I heard they were looking for something! Right! Now I
remember! It was to do with that airplane or satellite, whatever,
that crashed! They were looking for where it crashed!”

Cameron gasped
and realized that they had not been there to look for a killer lion
after all and he wondered why they had been put there to find the
crash sight and he realized that it had been of alien origins, and
that they had to have been put there on a confidential mission to
search for it and investigate it!


I also
saw you when you woke up with your lost memory, in that field, and
in that pool of muck! I was passing there on the road behind
you!”


Did you
see anything before then?” Cameron gagged, and realized that he had
actually seen him there, and he hoped he had seen him before he
woke up.


I passed
there earlier! It was too distant for me to be totally sure it was
you! I think you were with someone that resembled you, and you were
at the wood at Floors Road, where I’ve seen you before with the
other three soldiers you hangout with!”

Who the hell
looked like him? He hadn’t seen anyone like him!

He was more
confused than when he got in the taxi, and stared miserably at the
floor, and the driver looked on and thought of everything he knew
for what Cameron wanted to know!

Cameron started
scrupulously going over everything, and he examined his facial
features in a mirror, and after examining the Prime Minister on the
internet he realized that he might be the Prime Minister’s twin, as
he was strangely the same, and he realized the only way of properly
proving it and finding out his identity and what had happened was
to meet him, and he removed a drink and poured it down his throat
and started to search for a way to meet the Prime Minister!

 

Part II

 

The Final
Encounter

 

 

Chapter 1

 

The Extraterrestrial
Dream

 

In the dark depths of space above the world a
sphere of light shot out and exploded with extraordinary
brightness!

The dream was now like it was something else
and some form of telepathic recording being transmitted from
somewhere, which Cameron could not comprehend! Its magnitude made
him gasp and he was unsure if he felt anything and wondered why he
thought it had somehow damaged him. Strange sounds and lights sent
sensations through him!

His entire sight exploded and filled with its
vivid visions of strange energy alterations and silent roars
vibrating through his mind, and the blur of light swirled in space,
and he seemed to fall out of space and go crashing down towards the
Earth.

As he did he watched space all around him
staggered and for some reason he never knew what space was, as
though he had never seen it before and he was use to something
else, which he could not grasp, and at the fringes of deep space he
was sure there was intergalactic space and a starless expanse of
space where he thought something existed.

Cameron thought of the dream and whether to
awake and he rested on his bed wondering why he had never had such
dreams before and if he could have had and if his memory of it was
gone, and he wondered if the dream was from brain damage!

It continued and he realized he was falling
into the atmosphere at a fantastic velocity and he was unsure if it
was exaggerated.

Cameron opened his eyes and examined his pale
cold complexion in a side mirror beside his hotel bed and quickly
shut his eyes and was amazed that the dream was actually still
there, like a movie, and he had only missed some.

He studied the velocity of movement in it
with great curiosity and was baffled, but still determined to
follow the dream to its conclusion as he would not forgive himself
the next day for missing it, and he wondered again if all the drink
he had was causing damage to his mind.

He realized it was surely the
extraterrestrial in the wood that he was visualizing and he felt
his blood explode through him thinking of it and he unintentionally
let out a loud long gasp of horror through his mouth!

The entire horrific energy formation vividly
surrounded him, as visions of deep space emerged and vanished
through his thoughts, which he could not spot any differences in to
reality, which left him staggered.

What strange place had this thing come from?
What wonders had it? Where had it been traveling to in the deep
dark depths of space and time?

He wondered if it even had a real form as
they knew it and if it was actually entirely made of energy
formations!

He
imagined it as an alien like monster materializing out of the
realms of hell, from some world somewhere beyond space, with bright
blood
red devil features, a
giant demon shape, glowing, altering, whirling,
within hideous energy surges, while it shifted like a
distorted
grotesque
wild killer monster, ready for the kill, as it
fully materialized into this universe.

His dream
altered and reappeared and in a sudden blast of energy the
formation went crashing into the world and instantly smashed into
the trees in the wood, and its impact and destruction nearly
destroyed it!

He imagined its thrust blasting over the dark
sky of the world, while watching it on the world below, with it
having a background of space made up with vast billions of stars
shining brightly throughout its expanse.

All around him vociferous exploding energy
and blinding brightness kept exploding everywhere and he thought of
withdrawing from it!

He sensed its composition unsuccessfully
tried to leave the confines of the universe, and its shape glowed
and altered into powerful bright explosions of energy.

It was like for the first time in its
existence it had felt pain and death, and its formation constantly
altered as it controlled its individual parts to the degree of
atoms, stopping itself from being absorbed and destroyed by a
colossal infernal.

He felt its destruction with horror but then
it was instantly allowed to escape and formed into a flying
formation and darted out of the colossal energy into the dark night
on the world.

The cold outer world was unrecognizable to it
and left it staggered, but it felt satisfaction as it completed
repairing a major region of damage to it, and its glowing monster
shape formed strange ghostly shapes of life forms from
extraordinary worlds it visualized in this universe.

The thing
clearly altered like a monster materializing out of the realms of
hell, from beyond reality, and took insane forms and alterations to
its features and took forms of blood
red
demon shapes, glowing,
altering, whirling, within hideous energy surges – while it
consistently stopped itself vanishing – and it repaired the damage
done to it, altering energy formations back into their original
states.

Its giant
translucent demon shape floating through the trees, glowing and
beaming in altering shapes, shifting through the wood like a
distorted
grotesque
wild monster, ready for the kill, with parts of it
frequently altering into other creature’s organs.

This world was unrecognizable to it and it
was left staggered and it monitored its formation’s fight to repair
itself and it was eventually able to alter to an extraterrestrial
humanoid formation, it detected in this universe, which allowed it
to gain more of its normal powers, and it managed to adapt to the
surrounding environment and it shifted into the long black shadows
of unknown tree formations like a transparent ghost monster lurking
around, transforming shapes and appearances in regions of it.

The moon shifted overhead as its monster
shape staggered through the small wood, and it even took comfort in
the moon’s existence, and it stopped to examine a life form, a
small black cat shifting by it, and it copied some of its
formation!

Then it roamed the wood and it became clear
the life form it had copied affected it far more than it had
realized, and it realized it was not just the life form but its own
damaged state!

While it propelled itself forward its body
adapted its form and repaired damage and formed more powerful and
better Earth legs and razor-sharp claws, creature fangs, and thick
tentacles formed and expanded from its neck, from creatures it
studied on other worlds in this region of space, and while it
shifted on head tendrils formed from its ears that shuddered
frantically checking the region for signs of life forms and
dangers.

When the wood ended strange glowing hills
illuminated all around it, stretching out to the rim of the world,
as the sun rose below the horizon, and it stopped and watched a
glowing spot accelerating across the sky, and it detected a dim
radiance illuminating in its surroundings, and it detected one of
the world’s intelligent species on its own nearby!

The whole dream vanished and Cameron opened
his eyes and stared out of his hotel window into the dim morning
sky, as the sun rose below the horizon, and he examined a vague
gleam of sunshine appear and its strange glow emerge into swirling
patterns of cloud, and he realized the dream had been crazy.

 

Chapter 2

 

The
Psychiatrist

 

Cameron rushed
into the London psychiatrist’s waiting room late and clumsily
tripped and went crashing through the door, landing face first, and
rolled over the carpet, and jumped onto his feet and stood watching
the aged psychiatrist staring at him insanely.

He calmly
studied Cameron’s face, and gasped, “You’re ...?”


It’s
me!” he replied, brushing his new clothing of dust.

Cameron
accidentally gave out a drunken burp, from all the beer he had
consumed in a nearby bar – where he had forgotten the time, and was
late for the appointment.


You’re
...” the psychiatrist repeated, with his mouth open.


It’s
alright! I’ve an appointment!”


You’ve
an appointment? When? I’ve no mention of any appointment
with
you
! I would
have noticed! Perhaps you’ve the day wrong?”

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