The Major Comedy Acts
omona owarai konbi
…are hilarious.
. . .wa waraeru yone
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Downtown
dauntaun
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Downtown is the best, not just because they have been around forever but because they are just malicious enough to make you laugh and wince at the same time.
London Boots
ronbū
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London Boots hails from Tokyo, and they like to play pranks on unsuspecting people. A lot of it involves catching people who cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends and publicly humiliating them.
Ninety Nine
nainai
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Ninety Nine is a lot like Downtown—a duo from Osaka that moved to Tokyo and diversified. Okamura is funny and looks like a chimpanzee, but Downtown is still cooler.
Neptune
nepuchūn
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Neptune is a 3-man comedy group, not as raunchy or edgy as some others, although they used to work with a comedian named Becky who is like a prettier, funnier version of Christina Ricci. Becky, will you go to the prom with me?
Akashiya Sanma
sanma san
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Akashiya Sanma is the O.G. Japanese comedian. He’s like Johnny Carson. His buckteeth are an icon of the entire Japanese entertainment industry.
Comics and cartoons
manga to anime
Man, some American kids are really into manga and anime! I don’t get what they like about it so much, or why they choose the anime that they do, but are they ever crazy about it. One thing is for sure, though: these kids are enjoying it in an entirely different way than their Japanese counterparts. I’m hoping that the following phrases may help open up a dialogue between the nerd communities of our two great countries so we can solve this mystery once and for all.
moē
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A word expressing a nerd’s deep affection for an animated character, or some trait thereof (i.e., the most important word a nerd can know).
I’m so in love with this character’s kitty-cat ears!
kono kyara no nekomimi ni moē
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I’m mad about that maid outfit!
ano meidofuku ni moemoe
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What character do you get all MOE about?
ichiban moeru kyara tte dāre
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< NYYYYERRRRDS
otaku
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I’m proud of being a nerd! jibun wa otaku de aru koto o hokori ni omotte imasu
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We’re both nerds.
uchira wa otaku dōshi dane
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That person is kind of nerdy.
ano hito wa otakkī na kanji
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Do you think Japanese is a nerdy nationality? nihonjin wa otakkī na kokumin da to omou
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I’m a total … nerd. jibun wa … otaku desu
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I’m really into…
. . .ni hamatte imasu
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computer
pasokon
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anime
anime
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comic book
manga
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