Sexy Book of Sexy Sex (40 page)
Read Sexy Book of Sexy Sex Online
Authors: Kristen Schaal
DUST THAT BONE!
BE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST STARTING NOW
You don’t need a fancy diploma to explore ancient tombs and sacred Indian burial grounds. Uncover fragile artifacts from the past using ordinary kitchen utensils, then sell your discoveries for serious cash. The trick is getting most of the dirtoff.
ONE PAGE IS POISON
It’s a really good book, but one page is soaked in deadly neurotoxin. Is it toward the beginning? Or near the end? That’s what you’ll wonder as you perilously peruse this modern masterpiece. Read as much of it as you dare!
Text copyright © 2010 by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist.
Cover and Author Photographs © 2010 by Gretchen LeMaistre Chronicle Books would like to thank Emily Craig, Jenny Traig, Carey Jones, Kim Romero, Ben Kasman, Sandy Lynn Davis, Amanda Moyrong, Julie Romeis, Lindsay Sablosky, Jenna Cushner, Oscar Stowell, Gretchen LeMaistre, Kirk Crippens, Lisa Hanawalt, Michael Kupperman, Tim Belonax, Rachel Weill, Daniel Greenberg, Beth Steiner, Dean Burrell, Becca Cohen, Lynda Carter, Loni Anderson, and Rihanna for their contributions to this book.
COVER IMAGE:
Photography and Illustration: Gretchen LeMaistre
Makeup artist: Christina Schock
The photographer would like to thank James Hickey.
ILLUSTRATION CREDITS:
Chapter opener illustrations, p. 12, 22, 46, 62, 80, 106, 122, 148, 170;
Wildo’s Retreat, p. 132-133: © Lisa Hanawalt Illustrations, p. 21, 27, 28, 30-31, 32, 69, 70-71, 94-95, 109-110, 134-135, 140-141, 154, 155, 156, 164-165, 167-169, 174, 176-177, 179: © Michael Kupperman Augmentooming, p. 50: © Oguz Aral
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Page 190 constitutes a continuation of the copyright page.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data available.
ISBN 978-1-45210090-6
Designed by Michael Morris and Emily Craig, p.i.c.
Chronicle Books LLC
680 Second Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
http://www.chroniclebooks.com
Table of Contents
Cover
Title
Contents
CHAPTER 1 Sex in Nature
CHAPTER 2 The History of Sex
CHAPTER 3 Cupid’s Toolbox
CHAPTER 4 Masturbation
CHAPTER 5 Regular Sex
CHAPTER 6 The Gay Chapter
CHAPTER 7 For Sexperts Only
CHAPTER 8 The Dark Side of Sex
CHAPTER 9 The Future of Sex
Photo Credits
Apologies
Other Works
Copyright
Table of Contents
