Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals (27 page)

BOOK: Straight People: A Spotter's Guide to the Fascinating World of Heterosexuals
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Men’s Uggs.

   
That super-flamboyant eight-year-old you just discovered on YouTube who sings amazing Lady Gaga covers and calls himself Lady Fierce.

   
Michael Kors.

   
Glee.

   
Any line from the movie
Steel Magnolias
.

The Heterosexual is used to communicating with other Heterosexuals, so when you approach one to start a conversation, try one of these familiar greetings:

   
Hey, Jake! Who are your Fantasy Football
*
picks this year?

   
Natalie, you’re too skinny!

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