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Work at the agency's Soho office halted when a pit bull terrier set off on a terrifying orgy of violence and destruction, injuring three people and causing thousands of pounds' worth of damage.

 

By the time police marksmen arrived, computers had been destroyed, desks overturned and valuable artwork shredded, and the dog was dead. Zlatan Kovaćević, the company's Serbian art director whose father is a veteran of the siege of Sarajevo, apparently killed it with a single blow to the throat. “It was easy as pissing,” Kovaćević said. “My father teach me. In former Yugoslavia Bosnian Muslim teach their dogs to attack Christian. In the army he learn to liquidate them with bare hand.”

 

Several employees are believed to have filmed the incident on camera phones and the police have appealed for mobiles to be handed over so that they can piece together what happened.

 

There was speculation that the dog had been under the influence of drugs and that this had contributed to the frenzied nature of its attack. The police declined to comment, although they did confirm that the animal would undergo an autopsy and blood tests would be carried out.

 

The dog rage marked the climax of an eventful day at Meerkat360. Earlier, emergency services were called to rescue an employee stranded on a fifth-floor window ledge.

 

David Crutton, Meerkat360's CEO (his business card assigns him the title of The Man), sought to put a positive spin on both incidents. He said, “These kinds of things are exactly why a day at Meerkat360 can never be described as just another day at the office. Here we thrive on the unpredictable. Creativity feeds on adrenalin and the incident with the dog will only serve to raise the level of our output and give us a competitive edge. Believe me, I wouldn't be surprised if our rivals aren't now thinking of introducing big cats and grizzly bears into the creative mix. By the way, do not refer to me as The f****** Man. I am the CEO.”

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13/01/09, 09.32 GMT

 

 

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