Naughty Secrets (24 page)

Ed and I love playing games in the bedroom. I’m the “bad little girl” and he’s only doing things for my own good, to teach
me a lesson. Or he’s being invaded from behind while his penis is inside me. There are just too many variations to go into
here. Let’s just say it’s wonderful!

What do your neighbors play?

I’d like to play games and my wife has said that she wants to be tied up sometime. Playing a doctor game and tying her up
would be exciting as can be.

My partner and I bought a pirate story kit once and even got a hat to go with it, but so far we haven’t used it. I would like
to try some fantasy and role-playing adventures, but at this point in our relationship, my partner and I seem to be too inhibited
to try it.

Okay, why haven’t you played? Is it the risk that prevents you from something that might prove to be so mutually enjoyable?
If so, I understand. There is a bit of risk.
What will he or she think of me if I suggest something a bit off center?
You might try the idea of bookmarking that I discussed in the introduction. Use some of the letters in this or other chapters.
Think of all the nights of great sex you might be missing and do something about it. It’s never too late to give one—or more—a
try.

I’ve never played games, but my partner would love to do this. I guess I would like to also if it weren’t for my weight holding
me back.

This gives me a place to climb up on my soapbox and rant a bit, so hang on. Ladies, what are we doing to ourselves and what
pleasures are we forgoing by worrying about our looks, especially our weight? We are sold a bill of goods every time we open
a magazine or turn on our TV set. We aren’t lovable (notice I didn’t say
beautiful
but
lovable
) if we’re not model-slim with clear skin, glorious hair, and the right makeup. Sorry, but I have one word for all that. Bullshit!
I usually don’t use such strong language, but I can’t help it.

I understand that we, as women, are bombarded with all the nonsense, and I, too, fall into the trap. I could stand to lose
some weight, as most of us could. So what? Ed doesn’t care, and your partner probably doesn’t care either. If he had the choice,
he would want you warm, willing, and playful in his bed rather than spending time waiting for you to feel better about yourself.
Ladies, think hard. Realize that you’re not only denying yourself, you’re denying your partner—and he’s the one you’re trying
to please. Let him enjoy you as you are.

I’ve never played any games but I definitely want to. Allowing me to act out some of my fantasies would definitely make our
sex lives much more exciting. And if he met me in “costume” it would be an automatic turn-on. I would immediately be excited
and anticipate what would happen after I walked in the door. I’d probably rip his clothes off and start in right then!

My wife and I love to role-play in our relationship. Some of our favorite characters are: Candy, a professional escort, Angel,
a much younger novice prostitute/escort, the Schoolgirl (self-explanatory), and the Mistress. Sometimes I play Harry, a man
who frequently comes to view Candy’s peep show. It always leads to a night of great sex.

My last lover was a pagan and fantasized being taken by Pan deep in the forest. I brought her out to the woods behind her
aunt’s house one night and wore suction-cup horns while I “raped” her. At first I was doing it for her but in the end I don’t
know who enjoyed it more.

My girlfriend likes to dress up like a little girl and be taught all about sex. I, too, dress up as a baby at times so I can
suckle her hot little titties.

My wife enjoys it when I make up stories about her getting laid. She likes me to fantasize about very large penises or talk
about her being seduced interracially. She also likes to have me make up stories that involve soft-core rape scenes, where
she is almost a willing participant. Another favorite is a tale in which she is attending some function alone and gets picked
up by a guy and taken to his room where she would get screwed.

My lady and I just sat down and talked about this section (yes, she’s been watching what I’ve been typing). While I’ve never,
to my memory, ever thought of playing pretend games, she is telling me that she has. This is her “pretend.”

She would like me to pretend I am her gynecologist and have me do a vaginal exam on her. As she says, “I’d like you to really
open me up, maybe with a speculum or something, and look inside me.” So I guess in the near future, I’m going to play doctor.

If my partner met me at the door dressed as a doctor with a stethoscope hanging around her neck I would confirm that I had
an “appointment,” complain of some problem with my penis, and immediately strip and prepare to be examined.

It seems that just filling out this survey expanded the sexual horizons of at least one couple. Fabulous!

Our favorite character is “Debbie,” the cheerleader from
Debbie Does Dallas.
She dresses up, then does me.

I like her to dress up as a schoolgirl, too. She has a short pleated school-type skirt to which she adds a white blouse and
patent-leather shoes. We’re still developing other characters. Recently I asked her to dress up as a “whore,” a real slutty
look. She hasn’t done it yet, but eventually…

My favorite game is having my wife pretend to be a hooker. I play picked her up several times in a hotel bar. I don’t think
anyone else at the bar knew we were married and, to tell the truth, I didn’t feel married.

Several months ago my wife planned to meet me at the door “dressed” in only Saran wrap, but I got home an hour early. When
she told me how disappointed she was, I was so intrigued that I helped make her a Saran wrap outfit. It consisted of a skirt,
one width of wrap tall, and a separate top of wrap folded in half.

Once, years ago, she met me at the airport wearing just a teddy under her coat. That was super.

I’d love to play employer/employee. I’d be my lady’s employee and get chewed out by her, then I’d have to do what she wants
in order to keep my job.

If my husband met me at the front door in some sort of costume, I would cream my pants, especially if he was a police officer
with cuffs who wanted to frisk me. Wooo Hoooo!

There was one time I told my boyfriend that I have always wanted to play little girl and make love on a slide. We just happened
to be at the park, so we went to the new slide gym and proceeded. It was dewy and kinda cool outside and extremely exhilarating.

My favorite role was playing the World War II prisoner of war while my husband was the Nazi interrogator, torturing me for
information. Mmm. I have a very high tolerance for torture!!

I like to pretend that my boyfriend and I have never been together before and that my folks might catch us. Then he touches
me with his penis and nothing else.

My hubby and I have played a game of my being a bad girl and needing a good hard fucking up my ass and a hard spanking. This
game
always
gets my pussy hot and wet.

I’d absolutely love it if he answered the door dressed as a police officer, handcuffed me, and forced me to bend over the
couch while he spanked my ass with his leather-gloved hand and occasionally slapped my clit until I came.

One of my lovers was an officer in the navy. It was the most wonderful turn-on to see him come to the door in his uniform.
We didn’t have to
play
at it. He was my officer and gentleman or, more wonderfully, not such a gentleman.

Although we like the idea, we’ve never really gotten into role playing. I think it would be great. I’d really like to have
the time and costumes to “act out” one of our fantasies, and to provide each other with that kind of pleasure. Oh baby, baby!
Let’s go for it!!!

I’ve pretended that I was being fucked by another couple while my husband was fucking me. I pretended my own fingers were
the woman’s!

A few years ago my partner and I pretended that she was my girlfriend’s cousin, age sixeen or so. Sometimes she’d seduce me
and other times I’d seduce her. Breaking down taboo barriers was hot. Another time my partner dressed me perfectly as a female
and I played her lesbian lover.

I would like to play student and have my wife be the teacher. She could educate me about my cock, teach me how to make myself
come, and then give me several lessons about her cunt and asshole.

My wife and I have just started to dabble in role-playing fantasies. She has played nurse, which is a turn-on for me. I would
also love her to dress up as a policewoman and totally dominate me.

I am trying to get a feel for what she would like so I can surprise her one night. Prison guard sounds like a fun one. And
if I walked into the house to see my wife in a police uniform holding a nightstick, my hard-on would be trying to rip through
my pants before I got the door closed behind me.

Maybe we could meet in a bar and I could pick her up as if we are just meeting for the first time. Or maybe there could be
a bit of a chase through the woods, ending in bending her over a stump or something—you know—sort of a simulated rape thing.

My wife and I like to pretend that I’m her hired hand and I perform “chores” around her body. Sometimes I like to pretend
that I’m her love slave. She wins me in a card game from another woman and first I show her what the other woman liked, then
she shows me what she wants.

My girlfriend pretends to be a senior office manager interviewing young male candidates for a job. She has me dress in a suit
and disrobe at her will. If my cock gets hard, she gets angry and won’t let me have the job. When she wants it hard, I have
to get erect without touching myself, then she directs me to do various things to her: kiss her breasts, feel up her skirt,
caress her feet. I must stay hard all the time. Fucking is not usually part of the fantasy for her but we always do afterward!
Mostly it’s just the control over these young men and their firm bodies.

I can’t say that we have played pretend games in a really overt way with dressing up, props, etc. I think perhaps we are both
too inhibited and too self-conscious—at least so far. During passionate lovemaking I have suggested that my partner imagine
I am someone else, and to a limited extent to imagine we are somewhere else under other circumstances. It did seem to add
spice. It could also pave the way to fantasy becoming reality.

I think role playing would be interesting to pursue. I would particularly like it if she would give me some idea of who or
where she would like to be and how she would want the game to go. I have some inkling of where she might be with this, based
on “favorite” stories she marked off in one of your books
(Nice Couples Do)
. I haven’t had her read a lot of erotica, but I think it’s a very good way to help someone identify what turns them on when
they may not feel comfortable saying what that is.

Here’s an idea for you. Lie in bed and start an erotic story. Set the scene and describe the people. Then ask her how the
next part might go. Alternate paragraphs to ease the way and see what she comes up with. You’ll find out quite quickly what
excites her.

I would like to go to a bar, pretend I don’t know him, and “pick him up.” I would love the feeling that everyone around would
know what would happen. There’s a feeling of control and power.

If he answered the door dressed like a police officer I’d probably chuckle, but then I would say, “Are you going to frisk
me, Officer? Have I been bad? Are you going to handcuff me now and show me how bad I’ve been?” Then hopefully he’d push me
up against the wall and take over.

It’s the rapist-and-victim–type scenario that really turns me on. It’s the only way I can get my husband to be dominant with
me and I love when he gets really forceful.

I’ve never played pretend. Although I really want to, I am shy for that. I would love to be cuffed by a cop and then fucked.
Or be hosed by a fireman (smile).