The Guide to Getting It On (191 page)
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Authors: Paul Joannides
Tags: #Self-Help, #Sexual Instruction, #Sexuality
WATER SPORTS—when you don’t excuse yourself to use the bathroom while making love; see “golden showers.”
WEBCAM—with all of the people on the Internet who are watching naked people in front of their webcams, you would think that the webcam would have been invented by voyeurs. Not so, according to Will Judy. The first webcam was built in 1993 by Cambridge University computer science students who didn’t want to walk several flights of stairs to see if there was coffee in the building’s only coffee maker. So they devised a cam that allowed them to spy on the coffee pot from any terminal in the building.
WET DREAM—sex dream; isn’t totally accurate because people often have orgasms in their sleep without ejaculating; aka “nocturnal emission.”
WET SPOT— a wet patch on the sheets or mattress caused by a mixture of male and female sexual fluids. Couples sometimes go through very complex negotiations to determine who sleeps on the wet spot.
WHISKEY DICK—had too much to drink and can’t get it up.
WOOD—an erection. “How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught fire,” attributed to Hunter S. Thompson.
YEAST INFECTIONS—group of party-hearty fungi (yeast) that live in warm, wet places like vaginas, between toes and sometimes in the folds of your skin if you are a buffet junkie. When environmental conditions get out of balance, the yeasties go nuts, causing major discomfort.
YIFF—a term that furries or members of the furry community use when referring to sex between furries. Some say that “yiff” is the sound made by mating arctic foxes, others say it stands for “Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry.” It can refer to sex that two furries have when dressed up in furry regalia, or it can be a general term referring to anything having to do with sex. Usage can range from “Would you like to yiff?” to “He’s very hot, definitely a yiff.” The term has also broadened beyond the domain of the furry community, having become slang that refers to sex or something that is sexy, e.g. “Wanna yiff?” or “I’m feeling yiffy.” See “furry.”
YOHIMBINE—a tropical plant from Africa thought to help men get erections. Not exactly Viagra, but helps some men rise to the occasion.
A Very Special Thanks To These Incredible Resources
A Glossary of the Low Life
A Prisoner’s Dictionary/
dictionary.prisonwall.org
Australian Slang/
koalanet.com.au
Brainy Dictionary/
brainydictionary.com
Boyz Behind Bars/
boyzbehindbars.com
Journal of Sexual Medicine
Matt & Andrej Koymasky’s Gay Slang Terms/
andrejkoymasky.com
Online Dictionary of Playground Slang/
odps.org
Probert Encyclopaedia/
probertencyclopaedia.com
PseudoDictionary/pseudodictionary.com
Roedy Green’s Gay & Black Glossary
Roger’s Profanisaurus
Swingers Board Dictionary/
swingersboard.com
Strafe’s Guide to Streetspeak/
strafe.com
The College Humor Guide To College/
collegehumor.com
The Peevish Dictionary of Slang for the UK/
www.peevish.co.uk/slang
The Sex Dictionary/
thesexdictionary.com
The Urban Dictionary/
urbandictionary.com
Wikipedia/
wikipedia.org
Bed of
CONTENTS
The Beginning
1.
Goofy Foot Philosophy of Sex
How To & Then Some
2.
Romance
3.
Kissing
9.
Orgasms
11.
Body Massage—The Ultimate Tenderness
13.
Sex Legal
14.
Handjobs: Different Strokes For Different Blokes
18.
The Prostate & The Male Pelvic Underground
19.
Doing Yourself In Your Partner’s Presence
20.
Oral Sex: Vulvas & Honeypots
21.
Oral Sex: Popsicles & Penises
22.
Condoms — For The Ride of Your Life
26.
Oscillator, Generator, Vibrator & Dildo
Porn
Sex in the Real World
31.
Casual Sex
33.
Sex When You Move Back Home
35.
Better Mating Through Internet Dating?
38.
Online Sexual Addiction—Really?
39.
MRIs of Sexual Arousal: Is the Brain Half Empty or Half Full?
40.
What’s Normal: 10,000 People Talk about Sex
Your First Time
41.
Bye-Bye V-Card—Losing Your Virginity
42.
The First Time—Not What You Think
Beyond Vanilla
44.
On Needles & Pins—Piercing, Tattoos & Sex
45.
Threesomes
47.
Kinky Corner
Below the Belt
48.
Vulva Care—Keeping Your Kitty Happy
50.
A Trip Inside Amber’s Vagina
51.
Surfing the Crimson Wave—From Period Gear to Period Sex
54.
Dyslexia of the Penis—Improving Your Sexual Hang Time
57.
Hypospadias
Birth Control, Pregnancy & Parenting
58.
Birth Control — Sperm v. Egg
64.
“Send me a hot pic” for Parents
65.
Sweet Dreams and Wet Dreams
Sex in History & Popular Culture
68.
The Historical Breast & Bra
69.
Men’s Underwear — The Fruit of His Loom
70.
What’s Masculine, Feminine & Erotic?
71.
Men’s & Women’s Experience of Sex
72.
The Panty-Dropping Pill, Patch & Shot
73.
God & Sex
75.
Sex on the Interstate & In the Woods
Orientation & Gender
80.
Intersex
Sex & The Human Condition
81.
Sex and Breast, Brain & Ball Cancer
84.
Sex When You Are Horny & Disabled
87.
Techno Breasts & Weenie Angst
89.
Rape & Abuse — Good Sex after Bad
The End
