Read The Guide to Getting It On Online
Authors: Paul Joannides
Tags: #Self-Help, #Sexual Instruction, #Sexuality
Zen Boot Camp — Learning Her Style
“It’s not a dish of salted peanuts down there, don’t just grab and hope for the best. It’s very sensitive. Even the slightest movement can produce a reaction, good or bad.”
female age 45
OK, so you’re going to learn how to masturbate her in the same way she masturbates herself. Grab a boddice-ripper novel with one hand, and have a big bowl of popcorn or chips close by. That’s how some women do it sometimes. Read a few pages, rub a little clit, read a few pages... And if she doesn’t masturbate, maybe you’ll want to learn the fine art together.
When a woman masturbates, she often rests her wrist on her lower abdomen just above the pubic bone. Try to do the same, since it will influence the way your fingers feel on her vulva.
Lie next to her and reach your arm over her body until your fingers are touching her crotch. This allows your fingers to approach her vulva in the same way that her own fingers do. Or try sitting like the couple in the illustration above. Don’t try to “masturbate” her while sitting between her legs and facing her vulva. This is a great position to use for the kind of genital massage that’s discussed later, but it’s not particularly effective if you are trying to imitate the way she touches herself. Here are some observations and tips for learning how to do a woman the way she does herself.
It’s Time for Genital Massage
Giving a woman the kind of genital massage that is described in the pages that follow differs from trying to “get her off by hand” in a number of ways. You will be working her into a high level of sensation and then trying to keep her there. By using specific finger movements on her clitoris, you might be able to help her stay near the peak for several minutes or more. But this will require finding the right spots around her clitoris to keep your fingertips on.
The Vulva: XBox for Grown-Ups?
Aside from the satisfaction of being able to truly delight your partner, you might be able to see her genitals open up, puff up, brighten, contract and pulse. In addition to the visual feedback, you’ll be receiving sensory feedback from the tip of your finger that’s on her clit. Eventually, you might be able to tell from the feeling in your finger where it’s best to be. Sometimes you can help her reach different levels of sensation as you change the length of your finger’s stroke by just a hair, or by changing the speed, or pressure.
Getting Started with Genital Massage
The woman should be lying on her back. Her partner sits between her legs, facing her with her vulva in front of him, or he sits to one side of her, with one of her open legs across his lap. The point is for him to have good access to her vulva with both hands, and to have a good view so he can see the changes that are occurring in her vulva as she becomes more aroused.
You might start by caressing her inner thighs to help her relax and to build excitement. This seems like a contradiction, but the more relaxed a woman feels, the more sexually excited her body can become
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This is a good time to start talking to each other, because you will need a lot of that in order to learn where and how to touch. This simply won’t work without the woman’s input. Likewise, you will want to tell her exactly what you are going to do before you do it. So now is the time to tell her you are about to grease her groin—ah, put on the lube. Yes, lube—gobs of lube.
No matter how wet your partner is or gets, use and reuse lots of lube. The clit-massaging aficionados from
The Welcomed Consensus
who are referenced at the end of the chapter still recommend old-fashioned KY in the tube, and/or Vaseline on the clit itself. They haven’t found anything better.
Put at least a tablespoon or two of lube on your fingers and start at her perineum. This is the area between her vulva and bum hole. Pull your fingers and the glob of lube up from there, through her labia, all the way up into the pubic hair area on her mons pubis. Relube and do this again. It’s fine to not directly touch her clit just yet. Avoiding it can be part of the build-up.
Make sure she tells you how the lube feels as you are applying it. She should especially tell you about anything you are doing that feels good.
Clit Clocks—Finding Her Mark
Close your eyes and imagine a clock—the old-fashioned type that has a big hand, a little hand, and maybe even a cuckoo bird at the top. Mentally superimpose the clock over the tip of her clitoris. This will give you a map for how to find any special spot or spots, potential clitoral control centers.
Also, look at her entire vulva. Look at how the inner lips are sitting, their color, and observe the opening of her vagina. The landscape of her vulva will be changing as you find the right spots to massage. Visual cues will be both helpful and kind of amazing. People think nothing of a penis swelling when it is aroused, but we seldom think of a woman’s vulva as changing. (Why not take before and after pictures? At least she won’t have to worry about her hair or what she’s wearing.)
Next, put a glob of lube on the tip of your index finger. Tell her you are going to lube her clit. Depending on your inclination and her anatomy, you might pull the hood on her clit back with the fingers of your other hand or you might simply push into the space between the hood and the glans. Gently circle the glans of her clit with the lube. Ask her to tell you what it feels like. Ask if she wants you to push harder or more lightly. Try gently rubbing each spot and see if it does anything for her. Make sure you notice what her clit feels like on your fingertip. How does it respond when you touch the spot? How does the rest of her vulva respond? This might sound strange, but does it make her anus contract? Observe as much as you can.
Her Johnny-on-the Puss Reporter
What you are trying to do is to find spots that generate nice feelings when you stroke your fingertip across them. For instance, you might try a linear motion, as if you are flicking a tiny light switch on and off. If you find any spots that she says feel good, experiment with the pressure and the length of the “on-off” motion.
Look at the rest of her vulva while you are doing this and describe for her what you are seeing. Have the inner lips gotten darker, fuller or brighter? Is the opening of her vagina getting wider or rounder? Has it started to open up? Are things contracting down there? She can’t see what you can, so be sure to tell her if she would like to know.
Fist or Thumb on the Lower Part of Her Vaginal Opening
To help ground your lover’s vulva, you might try pushing the thumb or the palm of your other hand against the lower part of her vaginal opening or on her perineum (see illustration that follows). This helps some women to feel a sense of solidness or comfort. Remember, you are providing comforting pressure to the outside of her genitals. You are not the little Dutch Boy sticking his finger in a dyke.